THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
(OF YIDDISHE CUP)
Yiddishe Cup has played in 19 states and Ontario.
Our most recent state is Massachusetts.
I didn’t tell anybody about our Massachusetts gig, except Ari Davidow, the dictator of Klezmershack, a Boston-based website.
I didn’t shout, “We’re playing Boston!” Wouldn’t be right. I didn’t want to drive the Mass. bands crazy. There are so many good Jewish wedding bands in Massachusetts.
How did Yiddishe Cup get the Massachusetts gig? Connections. My cousin Margie. She hired us for a wedding.
Mass. football huddle
The band stayed at the Marriott near the Natick mall. The food court at the mall had take-out Indian food; you don’t see that very often in Cleveland.
Notice, we haven’t played Kentucky. That irks me!
Daniel Ducoff — Yiddishe Cup’s Sir Dance-a-lot — collects refrigerator magnets of states Yiddishe Cup has played. Twelve years ago, I gave Daniel magnet-investment advice. I told him to buy “Kentucky.”
Kentucky is ridiculously, abuttingly close to Ohio.
What’s with Texas? We’ve played Texas three times. Once at Temple Emanu El in Dallas, and twice at the Chamizal National Memorial park in El Paso.
Some people think Yiddishe Cup plays only in Cleveland. I hope this map straightens them out.
Buckeyes and fellow travelers, here are the Ohio towns we have played. (Obama and Romney have nothing on Yiddishe Cup.):
Elyria, Akron, Lorain, Warren, Youngstown, Oberlin, Wooster, Lakeside, Toledo, Springfield, Alliance . . .
Kent, Canton, Granville, Gambier, Lancaster, Findlay, Columbus, Delaware, Hiram, Cincinnati, Dayton, Oxford, Celina, Urbana.
You can find good Arabic food in Toledo.
Gambier is not a real town. It has a post office, bookstore, pizza parlor and Kenyon College. Mount Vernon — an authentic town –- is just a few miles from Kenyon. Hey, we played a wedding in Mount Vernon. Please add “Mount Vernon” to the list.
Yiddishe Cup probably won’t play on the West Coast unless one of my sons marries a West Coaster and the wedding is out there. That’s our best hope. Boychicks, you can use a DJ for the breaks. No problem.
Calumet is in the Upper Peninsula. We flew there via Minneapolis. We should have played for change in the Minnie airport so we could color in Minnesota on the map.
Michigan has so few cities. What percentage of Michiganders live in Metro Detroit? My guess is 33 percent. [42 percent –- Google.]
Mappin’ . . . Have you looked at a map today? (Electoral College maps don’t count.)
My op-ed “It’s Campaign Season; Ohio is Swingin‘ was in the Sunday Cleveland Plain Dealer. (Similar to post below.)