Real Music & Real Estate . . .

Yiddishe Cup’s bandleader, Bert Stratton, is Klezmer Guy.
 

He knows about the band biz and – check this out – the real estate biz, too.
 

You may not care about the real estate biz. Hey, you may not care about the band biz. (See you.)
 

This is a blog with a gamy twist. It features tenants with snakes and skunks, and musicians with smoked fish in their pockets.
 

Stratton has written op-eds for the Wall Street Journal, New York Times and Washington Post.


 
 

HARVARD AND ME

by Bert Stratton

 
When I came home to Cleveland after college, I hung out at Case Western Reserve University. I wanted to stay in the college bubble. I didn’t like the alternative: the real world. I was helping my dad in the real estate business, and that was too real.

I met a medical illustrator at a Case party. When I told her,  “I manage apartment buildings,” she walked away. I had a harmonica in my pocket. She just didn’t know.

A friend whispered to me, “It’s not in her experience — apartment building management.”

A woman asked me, “Are you in OB?”

“No, I’m not in medical school.”

“Organizational behavior.”

“I’m not in that either.”

At Case, you were either a doctor, nutritionist, organizational behaviorist, or medical student. I ran into another medical illustrator. Nothing happened.

An OB grad​ student, Marcy, talked to me. She was doing her Ph.D. thesis on “the event of play in a closed group.” She had just graduated from Harvard.

“So many Harvard people here!” a man called out to Marcy. Three Harvard people, to be exact: 1.) The host,  2). Marcy, 3.) and  a Harvard grad on his way to Washington to become a lobbyist. All these Harvard people were on their way somewhere.

I was on my way to Lakewood. People called me up about low-water pressure, mice and clanging radiators. We had a tenant with no kitchen sink for two weeks because he ripped out the sink trying to install a butcher-block countertop. He wanted to charge us for dining out. Another  tenant lost his hot water for three days; I don’t remember why. I wrote him a Japanese-style apology. The tenant deducted a significant sum from his rent. I couldn’t blame him. A tenant saw a mouse and asked for a hotel room. That bugged me; mice are good people..

I recently googled the Harvard woman, Marcy. She’s a professor emerita at a university in Massachusetts (not Harvard). I don’t think I’ll contact her.

Maybe I should. I still have the harmonica.

Screw up

2 comments

1 David Korn { 12.31.25 at 10:11 am }

I still have a college era harmonica, which I called a “harp” in the hope that might impress a blues-oriented girl. I never really learned to play it. Bert, you could have gone to the parties armed with your clarinet and shown yourself as a next-level musician — and a real sophisticate. Happy New Year!

2 Mark Schilling { 12.31.25 at 12:39 pm }

When I was teaching English at Sony a coworker was a Harvard grad. She said telling people you went to Harvard was “dropping the H-bomb.” I was duly impressed by her alma mater but I wondered what she was doing at a funky little English school in a Tokyo suburb. She must have been thinking along those lines as well – she was gone in a year.

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