{"id":33774,"date":"2025-11-26T09:03:45","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T14:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=33774"},"modified":"2025-11-26T14:01:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T19:01:23","slug":"oh-to-be-in-england-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2025\/11\/26\/oh-to-be-in-england-2\/","title":{"rendered":"OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND"},"content":{"rendered":"

 
\nI came down with a bad case of Anglophilia. This happened decades ago. Via the Cleveland Press<\/em>, I got a pen pal from Blackpool, England.<\/p>\n

Bleak name –Blackpool. Then my Blackpool pen pal moved to Hamilton, Ontario, and that ended our correspondence. He lived several hours away. He was of no use to me any longer.<\/p>\n

With no English pen pal, I decided to turn myself into a Limey.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019ve been a Brit-by-choice ever since. Everything about Limeyland fascinates me — in an off-kilter way: shandies, tyres<\/em> with a \u201cy,\u201d cricket, venison faggots, regattas, even the bathroom graffiti. Bear with me. Check this out:<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is not the place to sit and slumber but the place to fart and thunder.”<\/p>\n

“The wall painter\u2019s work was all in vain, the shithouse poet strikes again.\u201d<\/p>\n

These lines were on a pub wall in Bath. The year — 1980. You had to be there, and I was. I’ve didn’t visit the grittier parts of England. I didn\u2019t need to see that.<\/p>\n

Oh, to be in England.<\/p>\n

I frequently go to the Cedar Lee Theater in Cleveland Heights to see films about England. My favorite\u00a0 flicks are England-in-the-1950s films, like An Education<\/em> and Nowhere Boy<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Clevelanders often complain about gray skies, but do Limeys? No, they don\u2019t. They don’t get all cheesed off about rain and clouds.<\/p>\n

Snow? I don\u2019t think Limeys even have snow. But they would like it. I certainly do.<\/p>\n

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  I came down with a bad case of Anglophilia. This happened decades ago. Via the Cleveland Press, I got a pen pal from Blackpool, England. Bleak name –Blackpool. Then my Blackpool pen pal moved to Hamilton, Ontario, and that ended our correspondence. He lived several hours away. He was of no use to me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33774"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33796,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33774\/revisions\/33796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}