{"id":333,"date":"2009-06-18T07:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=333"},"modified":"2012-03-26T18:07:50","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T22:07:50","slug":"lake-effect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/18\/lake-effect\/","title":{"rendered":"LAKE EFFECT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to take legal action.&#8221; <\/strong><\/span>That&#8217;s a favorite line from the <em>intelligent <\/em>disgruntled tenant.\u00a0 The favorite line from the average tenant is profanity.\u00a0 The favorite line from a \u00a023-year-old is &#8220;That&#8217;s really sketchy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead and sue me.<\/p>\n<p>As my father used to say, &#8220;Let them call me <em>pisher <\/em>(a nobody, a little squirt).\u00a0 Who cares.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Ninety-nine percent of the time,<\/strong><\/span> nobody sues.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My father once withheld payment<\/span><strong> <\/strong><\/span>from moonlighting cops who botched up a floor- sanding job.\u00a0 That flabbergasted me \u2014 messing with cops.\u00a0 It didn&#8217;t faze my father.\u00a0 &#8220;Let them call me <em>pisher<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cops really screwed up that floor.\u00a0 It rippled like Lake Erie on a bad day. We had to go to carpet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to take legal action.&#8221; That&#8217;s a favorite line from the intelligent disgruntled tenant.\u00a0 The favorite line from the average tenant is profanity.\u00a0 The favorite line from a \u00a023-year-old is &#8220;That&#8217;s really sketchy.&#8221; Go ahead and sue me. As my father used to say, &#8220;Let them call me pisher (a nobody, a little squirt).\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8820,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/8820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}