{"id":32917,"date":"2025-03-19T10:00:34","date_gmt":"2025-03-19T14:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=32917"},"modified":"2025-04-02T16:33:01","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T20:33:01","slug":"the-funniest-rabbi-in-cleveland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2025\/03\/19\/the-funniest-rabbi-in-cleveland\/","title":{"rendered":"THE FUNNIEST RABBI <br> IN CLEVELAND"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I ran<\/strong><\/span> into a funny rabbi the other night. Happens. Some rabbis are funny. Rabbi Matt Eisenberg told me he is the \u201csecond funniest rabbi in Cleveland.\u201d Why number-two? He explained he came in second in Cleveland\u2019s Funniest Rabbi Contest in 2011. Fourteen years later, he&#8217;s still funny. He did a clever Purim shpiel based on <em>Fiddler on the Roof<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I was a judge at the funniest rabbi contest once, but not the year Rabbi Eisenberg participated. I was a judge a couple years later. The winner that year wasn&#8217;t even a rabbi. The funniest rabbi in Cleveland in 2013 was a doctor\/mohel &#8212; Kiva Shtull.<\/p>\n<p>The judges made comments after each rabbis did their shtick. We rated the ravs. Afterward, an audience member said to me, \u201cYou were very nice in your comments.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Why not?\u00a0 Author Theodore Dalrymple wrote (about &#8220;comedian&#8221; Boris Johnson of England), &#8220;Telling a joke that falls flat is an excruciating social experiment.&#8221; Telling original jokes, non-stop, in front of 200 people at the Schmaltz Museum of Jewish Heritage &#8212; that&#8217;s not for the faint of heart or your typical pulpit rabbi. I had stocked-piled complimentary adjectives in advance. My arsenal was <em>droll, gut-busting<\/em> (didn\u2019t use that one), <em>cheery, sharp, zany, wacky, witty <\/em>and<em> perturbing<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody was <em>perturbing,<\/em> unfortunately.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I gave<\/strong><\/span> the highest rating to the mohel, who moonlighted as the spiritual leader of Congregation Shir Shalom in Bainbridge Township, Ohio. He got <em>wry<\/em>, <em>droll <\/em>and <em>zany<\/em>. (The shul went under about a year later. I don&#8217;t know why.)<\/p>\n<p>I just rediscovered a video of Dr. Shtull\u2019s comedy routine. It holds up, at least for the first couple minutes. I&#8217;m not sure if Rabbi Eisenberg &#8212; the second funniest rabbi of 2011 &#8212; has a video. Probably. But check out Shtull&#8217;s shtick. Listen at least till you hear the word <em>Chabad<\/em> &#8212; around the two-minute mark.<\/p>\n<div class=\"arve-wrapper arve-normal-wrapper arve-youtube-wrapper \" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\" style=\"background-image: url(http:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/wxd4_oGjeso\/0.jpg);\">\n<div class=\"arve-embed-container\"><iframe id=\"arve-iframe-1\" class=\"arve-inner arve-hidden\" data-src=\"\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/wxd4_oGjeso?iv_load_policy=3&#038;modestbranding=1&#038;rel=0&#038;wmode=transparent&#038;autoplay=1\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><button class=\"arve-inner arve-play-background arve-iframe-btn\" data-target=\"arve-iframe-1\"><\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wxd4_oGjeso\" class=\"arve-hidden\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wxd4_oGjeso<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I ran into a funny rabbi the other night. Happens. Some rabbis are funny. Rabbi Matt Eisenberg told me he is the \u201csecond funniest rabbi in Cleveland.\u201d Why number-two? He explained he came in second in Cleveland\u2019s Funniest Rabbi Contest in 2011. Fourteen years later, he&#8217;s still funny. 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