{"id":31860,"date":"2024-07-10T08:40:02","date_gmt":"2024-07-10T12:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=31860"},"modified":"2024-08-07T09:47:14","modified_gmt":"2024-08-07T13:47:14","slug":"a-bad-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2024\/07\/10\/a-bad-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"A BAD THING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I was<\/strong> <\/span>in for 46 days &#8212; 30 at county and 16 in Grafton. Handcuff this, handcuff that. My wife said I did some bad stuff. She told the judge I did 100 bad things. I did <em>a<\/em> bad thing, and I apologized. I told my wife I had an affair three years ago, and she wasn\u2019t cool with that. If I hadn&#8217;t told her, she never would have known. She said there would be consequences. There were. She divorced me.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-31915\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-1024x1020.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-768x765.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber-1536x1529.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/bad-thing-prison-ali-the-barber.jpg 1854w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And she told the judge I was coming on to her like ISIS for years. I admitted to<em> a<\/em> bad thing.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not going out to bars or drinking anymore. Too many bad things happen when I do that. I\u2019m just going to my job and the gym now. That&#8217;s it. I\u2019m on five years&#8217; probation.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>(fiction)<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I was in for 46 days &#8212; 30 at county and 16 in Grafton. Handcuff this, handcuff that. My wife said I did some bad stuff. She told the judge I did 100 bad things. I did a bad thing, and I apologized. I told my wife I had an affair three years ago, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klezfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31860"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31919,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31860\/revisions\/31919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}