{"id":29640,"date":"2022-02-23T08:00:09","date_gmt":"2022-02-23T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=29640"},"modified":"2022-02-22T17:52:47","modified_gmt":"2022-02-22T22:52:47","slug":"smelly-shul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/23\/smelly-shul\/","title":{"rendered":"SMELLY SHUL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">Congregation <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Beth<\/span><\/span> Am\u2019s social hall smelled. The stained drop-ceiling tiles were caked with decades of latke grease. And where did Beth Am get that gefilte fish air freshener it used in the back entrance? My bubbe\u2019s place on Kinsman Road circa 1960 smelled better. My klezmer band, Yiddishe Cup, played the last wedding at Beth Am in 1999. The Beth Am building is now the New Community Bible Fellowship, with crowds like for Yom Kippur.<\/p>\n<p>Beth Am had approximately 400 adult members on closing day. The temple membership \u2013 Conservative affiliation &#8212; debated downsizing, closing, or possibly merging with a bigger temple out east. One-fifth of the congregation voted to stay. Four-fifths said, \u201cLet\u2019s go.\u201d The rabbi, Michael Hecht, said \u201cLet\u2019s go,\u201d and his vote counted disproportionately. Like most congregants, I respected Rabbi Hecht. He liked opera and classical music, and he put musicians in the same category as physicians. That alone was worth paying full dues. Rabbi Hecht knew some Greek and said \u201cmusician\u201d meant \u201chealer by Muse,\u201d and \u201cphysician\u201d meant \u201chealer by physics \/nature.\u201d I don\u2019t know if that\u2019s right, but it sounded good. He also said any congregant, no matter how poor, can give tzedakkah. If you\u2019re broke, give blood, he said. That has always stuck with me.<\/p>\n<p>Rabbi Hecht was not warm and fuzzy. He wouldn\u2019t wear a full-out costume on Purim. Maybe a crazy hat, at most. He was a <i>Yekkie<\/i> (German Jew) who sermonized on how life is not fair. He said improve the planet. He said distribute \u201cartificial justice.\u201d Rabbi Hecht was born in Germany in 1936, came to America as a child, and started Johns Hopkins at 16. He wrote articles for <i>Good Housekeeping<\/i>, <i>Conservative Judaism<\/i> and the <i>Cleveland Jewish News<\/i>. Nothing terribly prestigious there, but still, copy. When Rabbi Hecht died at 80 in 2017, the funeral service lasted more than an hour. It was at the newer synagogue by the outerbelt \u2013 the congregation that Beth Am merged with. Many eulogizers hammered on about Rabbi Hecht\u2019s love of music. He used to go regularly to the Cleveland Heights Library to take out classical CDs to duplicate. According to one eulogizer, Rabbi Hecht liked the Beatles. The eulogizer said &#8220;In his [Rabbi Hecht&#8217;s] collection he also had some Led Zeppelin and even Metallica.\u201d Rabbi Hecht had three adult children. They must have been the rockers. Rabbi Hecht hated rock. It was always too loud. At a Chanukah party he told Yiddishe Cup to turn its speakers down &#8212; twice. Our sound guy finally said, \u201cI can\u2019t turn it down. Our sound system is completely off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Whenever I<\/strong><\/span> drive by the New Community Bible Fellowship, I think about the smelly Beth Am social hall and Rabbi Hecht, and the congregants who sniffed around.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I had an essay <\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\">in the <em>Wall Street Journal<\/em> last week about playing clarinet for Holocaust survivors.<\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"> <a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/holocaust-remembrance-at-cafe-europa-jazz-clarinet-survivors-celebration-cleveland-11645047457?st=rq37ra7xmhnqvr1&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink\">&#8220;Holocaust Remembrance at Cafe Europa.&#8221; <\/a><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congregation Beth Am\u2019s social hall smelled. The stained drop-ceiling tiles were caked with decades of latke grease. And where did Beth Am get that gefilte fish air freshener it used in the back entrance? My bubbe\u2019s place on Kinsman Road circa 1960 smelled better. 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