{"id":29150,"date":"2021-12-15T08:52:28","date_gmt":"2021-12-15T13:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=29150"},"modified":"2022-02-17T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T15:07:00","slug":"the-sound-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/15\/the-sound-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"THE SOUND GUY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>When I&#8217;m<\/strong> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">drinking at the neighborhood bar, I like to<\/span><\/span> hear a lot of noise. And when I&#8217;m at the corner restaurant, I want it loud in there, too. I like vibrations. Sometimes I pretend to get drunk just so I can be crazy-loud and incoherent. I try to knock over beer bottles with my voice.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m riding the Rapid, I talk as loudly as possible. I see drops of bloods, people screaming at me, exclamation points (!) all over. Doesn&#8217;t bother me.<\/p>\n<p>Should I attenuate? No. Potentiate? Probably. I&#8217;m 71. I&#8217;m not old. An old person is somebody who says, &#8220;It&#8217;s too loud in here.&#8221; I have never said that.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I hang <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">out with my musician friends and talk<\/span> <\/span>about tinnitus and loud Orthodox Jewish weddings. Musicians are all sound wrestlers. Some of us are hard of hearing.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not living in an abbey. Crank it up. I&#8217;m here to hear.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>[fake profile]<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m drinking at the neighborhood bar, I like to hear a lot of noise. And when I&#8217;m at the corner restaurant, I want it loud in there, too. I like vibrations. Sometimes I pretend to get drunk just so I can be crazy-loud and incoherent. I try to knock over beer bottles with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29150"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29437,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150\/revisions\/29437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}