{"id":28593,"date":"2021-02-10T09:48:58","date_gmt":"2021-02-10T14:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=28593"},"modified":"2021-02-10T15:50:34","modified_gmt":"2021-02-10T20:50:34","slug":"go-bucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/10\/go-bucks\/","title":{"rendered":"GO BUCKS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I\u2019m out<\/strong> <\/span>of the pre-med game. I lost my University of\u00a0 Michigan Zoo-Bot 106 frog-dissection scissors. I\u00a0used the scissors for the past five decades to cut my fingernails. I took the scissors to an athletic club and lost them. The scissors said \u201cMade in Italy\u201d on them, in case you find them.<\/p>\n<p>I bought some German scissors on Amazon the other day. Not as good. (By the way, my professor at Michigan, poet Donald Hall, said <em>scissors<\/em> is the longest word in the English language.)<\/p>\n<p>There were about 30 pre-meds on my dorm floor,\u00a0 and I think one or two made it to doctorhood. I took inorganic and math my freshman year, and organic and physics my sophomore year. Organic did me in.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Those dissection<\/strong><\/span> scissors were my main connection to the U. of Michigan. For some people, it\u2019s football. For me, it was the scissors. Now I\u2019m a free man.<\/p>\n<p>Go Bucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m out of the pre-med game. I lost my University of\u00a0 Michigan Zoo-Bot 106 frog-dissection scissors. I\u00a0used the scissors for the past five decades to cut my fingernails. I took the scissors to an athletic club and lost them. The scissors said \u201cMade in Italy\u201d on them, in case you find them. I bought some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28593"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28615,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28593\/revisions\/28615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}