{"id":284,"date":"2009-06-06T07:43:12","date_gmt":"2009-06-06T11:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=284"},"modified":"2012-03-26T16:28:57","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T20:28:57","slug":"vincent-van-caulk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/06\/vincent-van-caulk\/","title":{"rendered":"VINCENT VAN CAULK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Nobody tells you why they aren&#8217;t renting.<\/strong><\/span> Nobody says the apartment smells like a rugby team slept there, or the fan blades have cat hair on them.<\/p>\n<p>When I go into an empty apartment and it smells \u2014 even after being painted \u2014 my guys attack the unit with over-the-counter air fresheners. \u00a0The spray kind, oil kind, waxy kind. Odor-eaters too.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Odor is a deal killer.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Another deal killer is gray, the color.\u00a0 Gray around the tub.\u00a0 Gray caulk.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if the apartment bathroom is not totally white \u2014 like a decent hotel suite \u2014 the apartment won&#8217;t rent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody tells you why they aren&#8217;t renting. Nobody says the apartment smells like a rugby team slept there, or the fan blades have cat hair on them. When I go into an empty apartment and it smells \u2014 even after being painted \u2014 my guys attack the unit with over-the-counter air fresheners. \u00a0The spray kind, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8578,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions\/8578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}