{"id":27334,"date":"2020-03-18T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T12:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=27334"},"modified":"2022-10-15T10:48:27","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T14:48:27","slug":"youre-disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/18\/youre-disgusting\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU&#8217;RE DISGUSTING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>There\u2019s a<\/strong><\/span> lot I don&#8217;t like about you. For one thing, you are rude, like you fist-bump everybody &#8212; even before coronavirus &#8212; and way too hard. Also, you insist on driving a red car so everybody will notice you. You eat too fast. You&#8217;re done before anybody else starts. <em>Disgusting<\/em>. That word has your name on it. Nothing transformative is going to happen to you. <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Another thing, you&#8217;re<\/span> too macho. Try an ounce of femininity. Watch half a whole football game instead of a whole game. What are you doing for sports during this shut-down?<\/p>\n<p>You know who you are. I probably shouldn&#8217;t post this.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>A remedy for you, right here:<\/p>\n<div class=\"arve-wrapper arve-normal-wrapper arve-youtube-wrapper \" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\" style=\"background-image: url(http:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/hvQvkpD2idc\/0.jpg);\">\n<div class=\"arve-embed-container\"><iframe id=\"arve-iframe-1\" class=\"arve-inner arve-hidden\" data-src=\"\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/hvQvkpD2idc?iv_load_policy=3&#038;modestbranding=1&#038;rel=0&#038;wmode=transparent&#038;autoplay=1\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><button class=\"arve-inner arve-play-background arve-iframe-btn\" data-target=\"arve-iframe-1\"><\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hvQvkpD2idc&#038;feature=youtu.be\" class=\"arve-hidden\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hvQvkpD2idc&amp;feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s a lot I don&#8217;t like about you. For one thing, you are rude, like you fist-bump everybody &#8212; even before coronavirus &#8212; and way too hard. Also, you insist on driving a red car so everybody will notice you. You eat too fast. You&#8217;re done before anybody else starts. Disgusting. That word has your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27334"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30127,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27334\/revisions\/30127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}