{"id":27109,"date":"2019-11-20T08:00:01","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T13:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=27109"},"modified":"2019-11-20T08:34:17","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T13:34:17","slug":"my-house-shook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/20\/my-house-shook\/","title":{"rendered":"MY HOUSE SHOOK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I told<\/strong><\/span> the plumber to check out a rusted-out waste stack in my basement. He cut the pipe in half and said, \u201cOops, it\u2019s a support post.\u201d My freaking house shook! This plumber was stupid, but I was, too, for telling him it was a waste stack when it was, in fact, a support post. The plumber said he\u2019d take away the old support-post pipe, which he cut into two 30-pound cast-iron sections. Easier to move. But he left the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>So I took the pipes to the tree lawn. No takers. Then I brought them back and called the city. I babysat the pipes for three week. The city guy said, \u201cPut them out a day early this time, and they\u2019ll be gone. Scrappers will take them.\u201d I put the pipes out again.<\/p>\n<p>Scrappers didn\u2019t take them. I arranged with the city to take the pipes with a special pick-up. That happened. One less peeve.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>And by<\/strong><\/span> the way, I got a new support post, so my house doesn&#8217;t shake now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told the plumber to check out a rusted-out waste stack in my basement. He cut the pipe in half and said, \u201cOops, it\u2019s a support post.\u201d My freaking house shook! This plumber was stupid, but I was, too, for telling him it was a waste stack when it was, in fact, a support post. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27109"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27176,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27109\/revisions\/27176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}