{"id":26388,"date":"2019-06-19T08:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-06-19T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=26388"},"modified":"2019-08-10T18:16:17","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T22:16:17","slug":"the-agony-stick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/19\/the-agony-stick-2\/","title":{"rendered":"THE AGONY STICK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The<\/strong> <strong>clarinet<\/strong><\/span> can injure your right thumb, which holds a disproportionate amount of weight when you\u2019re standing. I had a pain in my thumb that lasted one and a half years.\u00a0I drove to Cincinnati to see a specialist.\u00a0Then I did Alexander Technique and every other technique short of amputation. The clarinet is not only the licorice stick, it&#8217;s also the agony stick.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-26578\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/klez-mask-141x300.jpg\" alt=\"klez mask\" width=\"141\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/klez-mask-141x300.jpg 141w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/klez-mask.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 141px) 100vw, 141px\" \/>Here are another couple reasons the clarinet is the agony stick: The fingering patterns for clarinet are harder than sax, and the clarinet has the \u201cbreak,\u201d the awkward leap from A to B in the middle register. And the clarinet sounds horrible the first year or two you play it. I asked a sax guy in a big band if he played clarinet.\u00a0He said, \u201cI <em>have<\/em> a clarinet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_26659\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-26659\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-26659\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/toby-1984-2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Theodore &quot;Toby&quot; Stratton, age 67, 1984.\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-26659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Theodore &#8220;Toby&#8221; Stratton, age 67, 1984.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Hey, I have something else for you to read. My latest essay in <em>City Journal<\/em>.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">The essay, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.city-journal.org\/reflections-on-fathers-day\">&#8220;Beating My Dad,&#8221;<\/a> is about how I hope to outlive my father.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The clarinet can injure your right thumb, which holds a disproportionate amount of weight when you\u2019re standing. I had a pain in my thumb that lasted one and a half years.\u00a0I drove to Cincinnati to see a specialist.\u00a0Then I did Alexander Technique and every other technique short of amputation. The clarinet is not only the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klezmer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26388"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26668,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26388\/revisions\/26668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}