{"id":25896,"date":"2018-10-03T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-10-03T12:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=25896"},"modified":"2020-12-30T16:54:30","modified_gmt":"2020-12-30T21:54:30","slug":"bugged-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/03\/bugged-2\/","title":{"rendered":"BUGGED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Why do<\/strong><\/span> nursing-home administrators request peppy music from performers? Don&#8217;t some residents want to hear downer tunes?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-26013 size-medium\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/buggin-267x300.jpg\" alt=\"buggin\" width=\"267\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/buggin-267x300.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/buggin.jpg 534w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/>Why do eyeglass-frame adjusters have so much power over us? Where did they all go to college? I.U.?<\/p>\n<p>How come newspaper columnists don\u2019t write about pet peeves anymore?<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">My wife<\/span><\/strong> took the electric toothbrush to Columbus, Ohio, on a business trip. The electric toothbrush is a permanent attachment to the dwelling, Alice.<\/p>\n<p>Why does Zagara\u2019s grocery store in Cleveland Heights sell only 12-packs of shabbat candles and not the 72-candle jumbo box?<\/p>\n<p>What about those phone solicitors who ask for money for your kids\u2019 alma maters? I&#8217;ve got my own alma mater to not give to.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Why do<\/strong><\/span> highly sensitive people insist on telling everybody they&#8217;re sensitive?<\/p>\n<p>Why aren&#8217;t we nostalgic for mimeo machines? We should be!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Why do<\/span> some Clevelanders brag about not reading the <em>Plain Dealer<\/em>? \u201cI\u2019ve lived in Cleveland 20 years and never subscribed to the <em>PD<\/em>.&#8221; Go back to New York.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>If you <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">want<\/span><\/span> to talk about cars, ask first: \u201cDo you want to talk about cars with me?\u201d Same goes for sports and politics.<\/p>\n<p>What is preferable: \u201cHe passed away\u201d or \u201cHe passed\u201d? Answer: \u201cHe died.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t let signs like <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">the smith&#8217;s <\/span>bug you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do nursing-home administrators request peppy music from performers? Don&#8217;t some residents want to hear downer tunes? Why do eyeglass-frame adjusters have so much power over us? Where did they all go to college? I.U.? How come newspaper columnists don\u2019t write about pet peeves anymore? My wife took the electric toothbrush to Columbus, Ohio, on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25896"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26016,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25896\/revisions\/26016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}