{"id":25353,"date":"2017-11-08T08:00:16","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T13:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=25353"},"modified":"2017-11-08T08:35:32","modified_gmt":"2017-11-08T13:35:32","slug":"my-neighbors-dirty-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/08\/my-neighbors-dirty-books\/","title":{"rendered":"BOOKS TO GO"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"books<\/a><\/p>\n

Here are some books I’m throwing out. I refuse to take these mediocrities to the library; these clunkers are going right on my treelawn:
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

Cobbler, Mend my Shoe! <\/span>
\nby Thom McAn<\/p>\n

My Favorite Car Sales<\/span>
\nby Del Spitzer<\/p>\n

Fungo Batting<\/span>
\nby Woody Held<\/p>\n

Selfies<\/span>
\nby Jeff “The Body” Sugarman<\/p>\n

The Wiener in Bavarian Folk Arts<\/span>
\nby Nathan Famoso<\/p>\n

\"photo<\/a><\/p>\n

100 Years in an RV<\/span>
\nby Irv Weinberger<\/p>\n

Puzzles, Wrinkles and Twisters<\/span>
\nby Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

Sexism at the Battle of Waterloo<\/span>
\nby \u201cJilly\u201d<\/p>\n

Chillicothe: Ohio’s First Capital<\/span>
\nby George Becker<\/p>\n

Jesus in My Glove<\/span>
\nby Mac \u201cOctopus\u201d Vouty<\/p>\n

How to Identify a Child Molester<\/span>
\nby Frederick M. Rogers<\/p>\n

I Broke My Knee and Ran 10 Miles<\/span>
\nby Mark Schilling<\/p>\n

The History of the Electric Toothbrush<\/span>
\nby Ralph Solonitz DDS<\/p>\n

An Appreciation of Aluminum Siding<\/span>
\nby Ken Goldberg<\/p>\n

Regular Guy: The Life of Nelson Rockefeller<\/span>
\nby Jim Sollisch<\/p>\n

Lieder and its Influence on Mick Jagger<\/span>
\nby Tricia Springstubb<\/p>\n

My .38 Special is Special<\/span>
\nby Stan Urankar<\/p>\n

Fracking Jews<\/span>
\nby Theodore S. Stratton<\/p>\n

Guess Your Neighbor’s Net Worth<\/span>
\nby James Kerson<\/p>\n

Life on the Outskirts of Beer<\/span>
\nby Isaac Miller<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

A hat tip to Gilbert Sorrentino. Ten percent of the book titles are from Sorrentino’s novel <\/em>Mulligan Stew (1979)<\/em>.
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The German wiener photo is by Eric Broder<\/em><\/p>\n

File this under Fake Profiles. And it’s a rerun.
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