{"id":21953,"date":"2015-12-02T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T13:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=21953"},"modified":"2015-12-02T08:26:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T13:26:06","slug":"bank-error","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/02\/bank-error\/","title":{"rendered":"BANK ERROR"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I caught<\/strong><\/span> the bank in a $505 error. The bank had debited my account instead of crediting it. I said to the bank clerk, \u201cI\u2019ve never caught the bank in an error before. This is great!\u201d The clerk, on the phone, didn’t react. I\u2019ve been checking my bank balance my whole life, and it paid off at last.<\/p>\n

My friend Carl never checks his balance. He says the bank never screws up. How would he know? My adult kids never balance their checkbooks. They laugh that I do. Stop laughing! That was a $1010 swing, kids (-$505 instead of +$505).<\/p>\n

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I wrote <\/span> “Punk rock guitarist versus the St. Edward High band”<\/a> for the Cleveland Plain Dealer<\/em> Friday (11\/27\/15). About noise wars.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"st<\/a>

St Edward High marching band<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I caught the bank in a $505 error. The bank had debited my account instead of crediting it. I said to the bank clerk, \u201cI\u2019ve never caught the bank in an error before. This is great!\u201d The clerk, on the phone, didn’t react. I\u2019ve been checking my bank balance my whole life, and it paid […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21953"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24036,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21953\/revisions\/24036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}