{"id":20802,"date":"2015-06-17T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=20802"},"modified":"2015-06-23T09:41:35","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T13:41:35","slug":"laundry-machine-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/17\/laundry-machine-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"LAUNDRY-MACHINE GUY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Howard the<\/strong><\/span> laundry-machine guy said I had a <em>yiddishe kup<\/em>. Thanks.\u00a0 Howard rented me coin-op washers and dryers.<\/p>\n<p>Howard had never heard of Yiddishe Cup. What, a Cleveland Jew who has never heard of Yiddishe Cup?\u00a0\u00a0 &#8220;But I&#8217;ll see you guys soon!&#8221; Laundry guys will say anything.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laundry-machine-guy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-23166 size-medium\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laundry-machine-guy-300x233.jpg\" alt=\"laundry machine guy\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laundry-machine-guy-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laundry-machine-guy.jpg 772w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I<\/strong> <strong>once<\/strong> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">got <\/span><\/span>a check from a coin-op company in Plainview, New York; their Cleveland rep told me, \u201cWe&#8217;re a local company.\u201d\u00a0 The Plainview company was owned by the Royal Bank of Scotland. Somebody in Scotland was pocketing quarters from my buildings&#8217; laundry rooms.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Howard the <\/span>laundry guy had bona fides: 1) He had gone to my high school. 2) \u201cI got in a lot of fights with the Italians there.&#8221; 3) His father had been in Auschwitz. 4) \u201cJewish geography is my favorite subject.&#8221; All pluses.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;I don\u2019t trust you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t blame you,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I <em>hope<\/em><\/strong><\/span> to trust him.<\/p>\n<p>End.<\/p>\n<p>Continue if you&#8217;re interested in laundry contracts\u00a0 . . . There was a classic screw-the-landlord lease (yes, there is such a thing) written by a Chicago law firm. (Always referred to as the &#8220;Chicago lease&#8221; by Cleveland landlords.)\u00a0 In clause #5 of the lease, the coin-op company had the &#8220;right of first refusal,&#8221; which meant the company could match any new bid or supplier the landlord came up with. In other words, the old laundry company could remain the landlord&#8217;s supplier for life. It was like indentured servitude. The headline for the infamous clause #5 was not &#8220;right of first refusal,&#8221; which would have been OK, but the very misleading header \u201cexclusive laundry equipment,&#8221; which made no sense.\u00a0<small> And in very small type too.<\/small><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Come to Cain Park (Cleveland Heights) 7 p.m. Sun., June 28, for a free klezmer concert in the Evans Amphitheater. No tix necessary.\u00a0 It&#8217;s Yiddishe Cup plus Steven Greenman, Lori Cahan-Simon and Shawn Fink. And don&#8217;t forget Yiddishe Cup&#8217;s newest singer: Tamar Gray. Klez from Kleveland: <a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"37th%20Annual Yiddish Concert in the Park: Klez From Kleveland\">The 37th Annual Workmen&#8217;s Circle Yiddish Concert in the Park.<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/never-hoid-em.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23318 size-medium\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/never-hoid-em-300x278.jpg\" alt=\"never hoid em\" width=\"300\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/never-hoid-em-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/never-hoid-em.jpg 646w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8212;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">I had an op-ed, <a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/06\/13\/opinion\/dont-go-to-music-school.html?_r=1\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t Go to Music School,&#8221;<\/a> in the <em>New York Times<\/em> on Saturday (June 13). Check out the comments section.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howard the laundry-machine guy said I had a yiddishe kup. Thanks.\u00a0 Howard rented me coin-op washers and dryers. Howard had never heard of Yiddishe Cup. What, a Cleveland Jew who has never heard of Yiddishe Cup?\u00a0\u00a0 &#8220;But I&#8217;ll see you guys soon!&#8221; Laundry guys will say anything. 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