{"id":20314,"date":"2014-07-02T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T12:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=20314"},"modified":"2014-09-17T16:55:14","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T20:55:14","slug":"my-neighbors-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/02\/my-neighbors-books\/","title":{"rendered":"MY NEIGHBOR’S DIRTY BOOKS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My neighbor<\/span> got rid of a lot of her books because she\u2019s moving. Twenty-five years of books.\u00a0 Many of them dirty.\u00a0 I took these:<\/p>\n

Cobbler, Mend my Shoe! <\/span>
\nby Thom McAn<\/p>\n

Stupid Bastard: The Life of Harry Purim<\/span>
\nby Meier Meier<\/p>\n

Amusing Car Sales<\/span>
\nby Del Spitzer<\/p>\n

Good Riddance, Chancres<\/span>
\nby Rodney Benson MD<\/p>\n

Fungo Batting<\/span>
\nby Woody Held<\/p>\n

Tie Your Own Tubes<\/span>
\nby V.A. Szechtomijh<\/p>\n

My Selfies<\/span>
\nby Elaine “The Body” Sugarman<\/p>\n

Put It Right There<\/span>
\nby Vera Panting<\/p>\n

The Cry of the Serbo-Croats<\/span>
\nby Boris Crzwcwzw<\/p>\n

10 Days to a Hairless Body<\/span>
\nby Alice Greune<\/p>\n

The Wiener in Bavarian Folk Arts<\/span>
\nby Nathan Famoso<\/p>\n

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So You Want to Be Jewish?<\/span>
\nby Saul Bernard Roth<\/p>\n

The Story of the Harlem Cooperative Bakery<\/span>
\nby Rose Towne Krug<\/p>\n

100 Years in an RV<\/span>
\nby Gabe Marquez<\/p>\n

The Cheater<\/span>
\nby Bernie Madoff<\/p>\n

Algebraical Puzzles, Nuts, Wrinkles and Twisters<\/span>
\nby Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

Sexism at the Battle of Waterloo<\/span>
\nby \u201cJilly\u201d<\/p>\n

Chillicothe: Ohio’s First Capital<\/span>
\nby Les Peterson<\/p>\n

Jesus in My Glove<\/span>
\nby Mac \u201cOctopus\u201d Vouty<\/p>\n

Cuckoos and Grosbeaks<\/span>
\nby Nancy Debeak<\/p>\n

Golf Your<\/span> Way to Sexual Fulfillment<\/span>
\nby Franz Godemiche<\/p>\n

How to Identify a Child Molester<\/span>
\nby Frederick McFeely Rogers<\/p>\n

Blood and Bills: My Life as a Successful Surgeon<\/span>
\nby Kirk Benway MD<\/p>\n

I Broke My Knee and Ran 10 Miles<\/span>
\nby Mark Schilling<\/p>\n

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What It Means to Be a Coprophile<\/span>
\nby \u201cRaymond\u201d<\/p>\n

The History of the Electric Toothbrush<\/span>
\nby Ralph Solonitz DDS<\/p>\n

The Streets<\/span> of San Francisco (and Richmond, California)<\/span>
\nby Cindy L. Barbour<\/p>\n

Covering Your Lawn with Sheet Metal<\/span>
\nby Leo Kaufman<\/p>\n

Throw Away Your Truss<\/span>
\nby Charles Atlas<\/p>\n

Jackoff in the Old Red Barn<\/span>
\nby Ricky Dickey<\/p>\n

An Appreciation of Aluminum Siding<\/span>
\nby Kenneth Goldberg<\/p>\n

Regular Guy: The Life of Nelson Rockefeller<\/span>
\nby Barry Grovel<\/p>\n

So You<\/span> Want to Dance, Act, and Play the Clarinet!<\/span>
\nby Priscilla Peck<\/p>\n

Lieder and its Influence on Mick Jagger<\/span>
\nby Aaron Alwitz<\/p>\n

The Birdwatcher<\/span>
\nby J. Philip Stratton<\/p>\n

My .38 Special is So Special<\/span>
\nby Stan Urankar<\/p>\n

Masturbate Those Pounds Away!<\/span>
\nby Weary Reilly<\/p>\n

The Hipster Jogger Handbook<\/span>
\nby Meghan Corriendo<\/p>\n

Lesbianism in<\/span> Western Ireland (1886 – 1891)<\/span>
\nby Olive D\u2019Olyly and Winnie Carr<\/p>\n

Speling Maid Ez<\/span>
\nby Kent Read<\/p>\n

A Priest Looks at Group Sex<\/span>
\nby Pedro Nanismo<\/p>\n

Kreplach in the Congo<\/span>
\nby Reb Yellen<\/p>\n

All My Laundromats <\/span>
\nby Johnny Park<\/p>\n

Pet Insurance<\/span> for Dummies<\/span>
\nby Fido Buster<\/p>\n

\"klez<\/a><\/p>\n

More Selfies <\/span>
\nby Elaine “The Body” Sugarman<\/p>\n

Bowl Game Jitters<\/span>
\nby Glenn E. \u201cBo\u201d Schembechler Jr.<\/p>\n

Sitz-Bathing Around the World<\/span>
\nby Lee Huang<\/p>\n

How to Get into Princeton<\/span>
\nby Muncy Rowfant and Michael Yu<\/p>\n

Fracking Jews<\/span>
\nby T. Boone Soltzberg<\/p>\n

Guess Your Neighbor’s Net Worth<\/span>
\nby Alton Whitehouse IV<\/p>\n

Thank you and Goodbye, and Hello<\/span>
\nby Hillary Clinton<\/p>\n

Peeing is the New Smoking<\/span>
\nby Amy Streem<\/p>\n

Social Media for Seniors<\/span>
\nby Betty Dumchick<\/p>\n

Life on the Outskirts of Beer<\/span>
\nby Isaac Miller<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

A major hat tip to Gilbert Sorrentino. Forty-nine percent of the above book titles are from Sorrentino’s novel <\/em>Mulligan Stew (1979)<\/em>.
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The German wiener photo is by Eric Broder<\/em><\/p>\n

File this under Fake Profiles.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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