{"id":20245,"date":"2014-06-11T08:00:34","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T12:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=20245"},"modified":"2014-06-12T12:30:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T16:30:17","slug":"bicycling-with-and-without-jews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/11\/bicycling-with-and-without-jews\/","title":{"rendered":"BICYCLING WITH
AND WITHOUT JEWS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Ask<\/a>

Ask me about my bike trip<\/p><\/div>\n

On the<\/strong><\/span> Great Ohio Bicycle Adventure (GOBA), I’m around far fewer Jews than I\u2019m used to. I\u2019m most comfortable with a 20 percent-or-more Jewish crowd in life. If the Jewish count is less than that, I get a bit uneasy, mostly because less people understand my sense of humor.<\/p>\n

My high school was about 25 percent Jewish; my college was about 20 percent Jewish; my social scene in Cleveland is 58.7 percent Jewish; and my place of worship is 100 percent.<\/p>\n

On GOBA,<\/strong> <\/span>there are at most 20 Jews out of 2,500 riders.\u00a0 It\u2019s like a motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota.<\/p>\n

Oddly, one year (2009) I pedaled GOBA with an Orthodox woman. She brought more tuna fish than Nixon took to China. She wore a skirt. There was an Amish woman with a skirt too. The<\/em> Frisco Kid<\/em>: Gene Wilder and the Amish thing. Maybe both women will be at GOBA this year.<\/p>\n

In 2010 I met a Jewish doctor from Dayton, Ohio; a Jewish guitar player from University Heights; and my buddy — and fellow cyclist — Irwin Weinberger (Yidddishe Cup\u2019s singer) played \u201cOse Shalom\u201d on Friday night.\u00a0 This was after a fried fish shabbes<\/em> dinner at the Fraternal Order of Eagles hall in McArthur, Ohio. We made kiddush over Miller Lite, which technically isn\u2019t brucha<\/em> (blessing) material. (Tain\u2019t a grape.)<\/p>\n

GOBA kicks off in Mansfield, Ohio, this Sunday.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Gear shift . . .<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Is there a market for a Jewish-tinged “Chosen to Ride” bike tour of the Midwest?<\/p>\n

Day 1<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

We meet at Chicago Midway airport and bike to Pepe\u2019s, a Mexican restaurant on Cicero Avenue. Traffic is crazy but fun in Chicago. Bring a helmet and a sword.<\/p>\n

Lodging at the Beloit, Wisconsin, Holiday Inn.<\/p>\n

Day 2<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Lunch stop at the Park View Motel, Richland Center, Wisconsin, next to AgriDairy. See the Frank Lloyd Wright silo.<\/p>\n

Dinner at the Ground Round, Dubuque, Iowa.<\/p>\n

Day 3<\/em><\/p>\n

Pitch tents on the lawn of the Omaha JCC and check out the exhibit in the hallway about The Bagel, the name for the old Jewish ‘hood in Omaha.<\/p>\n

\"chosen<\/a>

Chosen to Ride<\/p><\/div>\n

Day 4<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Dinner in Nevada, Missouri.\u00a0 We\u2019ll eat in the cafeteria at Cottey College, an all-women\u2019s school.<\/p>\n

Days 5 and 6<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Shabbes<\/em> in St. Louis. We spend time off the bikes and at riverboat casinos, where we suck cig smoke and lose a few fun bucks. Each night we\u2019re at Ted Drewes custard stand.<\/p>\n

Day 7
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Dinner at Wabash College, an all-men\u2019s college in Crawfordsville, Indiana. Equal rights for men.<\/p>\n

Day 8<\/span>
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

At the Indianapolis Hebrew Congregation, we attend a concert by Gabe Kaplan and Yiddishe Cup. Kaplan doesn\u2019t look like Gabe Kaplan anymore. He’s a million years old. (As is Yiddishe Cup.)\u00a0 Kaplan\u2019s best joke is \u201cA widower in Miami Beach asks his date, an elderly woman, if she likes sex, and she says, \u2018Infrequently.\u2019 The widower says, \u2018Is that one word or two?\u2019”<\/p>\n

Day 9<\/strong><\/span>
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Our farewell banquet is at Ken\u2019s Diner in Skokie, Illinois, a glatt<\/em> kosher hamburger joint. Music by the clarinet\/harp duo of Kurt and Annette Bjorling<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Think about it.<\/p>\n

—-<\/p>\n

Yiddishe Cup is in Parade the Circle noon Saturday (June 14), Wade Oval, Cleveland.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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