{"id":19090,"date":"2015-04-15T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T12:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=19090"},"modified":"2015-04-16T15:45:14","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T19:45:14","slug":"the-scared-dollaris-no-dollar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/15\/the-scared-dollaris-no-dollar\/","title":{"rendered":"THE SCARED DOLLAR <br>IS NO DOLLAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I play<\/strong><\/span> cards at the Horseshoe Casino downtown. I play poker, and I love it. Also, I get free parking and free food, and I have a free cruise lined up. It has to be on Norwegian. And I have a free trip to any Harrah\u2019s in America. Where should I go? Vegas? San Diego?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I hang<\/span> with others gamblers &#8212; guys I know from the tables. I do not hang out with old ladies who play slots all day. Last week I met two Serbian furniture dealers who can out-drink me. (Impressive.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Here&#8217;s a <\/strong><\/span>gambling tip: the scared dollar is no dollar. If you\u2019re scared, you\u2019ll never make the play. I win, I lose, I play. Right now I\u2019m down a couple thousand. I&#8217;m always down a couple thousand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gambler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-21033\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gambler-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"gambler\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gambler-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gambler-698x1024.jpg 698w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gambler.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a>If you want a free buffet meal, meet up with me. Any casino. I have rewards all over the country. If you&#8217;re a bitter gambler, don&#8217;t contact me. There are so many bitter gamblers. I&#8217;m not one of them. Your deal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em><small>This is a fake profile. Another gambler post is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/15\/let-me-pull-your-coat-mr-stratton\/\">here<\/a>, side B, 1\/15\/14.<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I play cards at the Horseshoe Casino downtown. I play poker, and I love it. Also, I get free parking and free food, and I have a free cruise lined up. It has to be on Norwegian. And I have a free trip to any Harrah\u2019s in America. Where should I go? Vegas? San Diego? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19090"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23064,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19090\/revisions\/23064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}