{"id":18986,"date":"2016-01-27T08:00:35","date_gmt":"2016-01-27T13:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=18986"},"modified":"2016-03-13T09:56:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T13:56:24","slug":"father-son-tech-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/27\/father-son-tech-team\/","title":{"rendered":"FATHER-SON TECH TEAM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>THE DAD:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>My son has a knack for writing, which he got from me. I&#8217;m a tech writer.<\/p>\n<p>I have a friend my age who cries whenever his computer crashes. I&#8217;ve seen him roll on the floor crying. It&#8217;s usually a matter of rebooting the damn thing. If I\u2019m not home, I send my son over.<\/p>\n<p>My first cell phone was\u00a0a Motorola.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>THE SON:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I fix computers my dad can&#8217;t fix. My customers are old hippies like my dad. They don&#8217;t know a web browser from a server. I fix their gear, and then\u00a0haul their shit to the tree lawn. I have hauled couches and other heavy stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I got the writing bug from my dad. I need to raise $15,000 on Kickstarter to publish a book.\u00a0 Here are some chapter titles: &#8216;My Dog Browser,&#8217;\u00a0 &#8216;I&#8217;m Updating Your Mother&#8217; and &#8216;Router in the Hole.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I like<\/strong> <\/span>going into people&#8217;s houses and watching the customers shout with joy when I fix their stupid problems.<\/p>\n<p>Consider my Kickstarter. I don&#8217;t want to live with my dad any longer. This photo from our kitchen says it all:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/phone-push-button-shelburne-2015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23182\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/phone-push-button-shelburne-2015-235x300.jpg\" alt=\"phone push button  shelburne 2015\" width=\"292\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/phone-push-button-shelburne-2015-235x300.jpg 235w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/phone-push-button-shelburne-2015.jpg 438w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><small><em>This is a fake profile.<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Yiddishe Cup plays <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theark.org\">The Ark<\/a>,\u00a0 Ann Arbor, Mich., 8 p.m. Sat., Feb. 6.\u00a0 $20.\u00a0 Our Schmotown Revue &#8212; mixing klezmer and Motown.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/yiddishe-cup-12_15_15-300-dpi-maybe.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-24183 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/yiddishe-cup-12_15_15-300-dpi-maybe-300x185.jpg\" alt=\"yiddishe cup 12_15_15 300 dpi maybe\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/yiddishe-cup-12_15_15-300-dpi-maybe-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/yiddishe-cup-12_15_15-300-dpi-maybe-1024x633.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/yiddishe-cup-12_15_15-300-dpi-maybe.jpg 1078w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE DAD: My son has a knack for writing, which he got from me. I&#8217;m a tech writer. I have a friend my age who cries whenever his computer crashes. I&#8217;ve seen him roll on the floor crying. It&#8217;s usually a matter of rebooting the damn thing. If I\u2019m not home, I send my son [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18986"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24284,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18986\/revisions\/24284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}