{"id":18980,"date":"2016-07-13T08:00:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=18980"},"modified":"2016-06-19T10:25:46","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T14:25:46","slug":"im-screwed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/13\/im-screwed\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;M SCREWED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>My husband<\/strong><\/span> is a studio photographer and makes zero money. Even worse: I just lost my job as a teacher. My husband hides in his darkroom. He should donate his darkroom to the Smithsonian and get a real job. We&#8217;ve been married 19 years ago and 16 years of those years have been a huge mistake. He shops on the Internet all day for metrosexual bullshit like cameras, clothes and wine. I&#8217;m screwed. What should I do?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/photographer-dark-room.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/photographer-dark-room-276x300.jpg\" alt=\"photographer dark room\" width=\"322\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/photographer-dark-room-276x300.jpg 276w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/photographer-dark-room.jpg 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/a>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><small><em>fiction<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband is a studio photographer and makes zero money. Even worse: I just lost my job as a teacher. My husband hides in his darkroom. He should donate his darkroom to the Smithsonian and get a real job. We&#8217;ve been married 19 years ago and 16 years of those years have been a huge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18980"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24557,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18980\/revisions\/24557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}