{"id":16339,"date":"2013-09-04T08:00:02","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=16339"},"modified":"2013-09-03T18:31:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T22:31:29","slug":"papes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/04\/papes\/","title":{"rendered":"PAPES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I feel <\/strong><\/span><em><\/em> bad for the Cleveland <em>Plain Dealer<\/em>. The <em>PD<\/em> is understaffed and demoralized. But I feel worse for myself. I want my local news, in print, on the breakfast table every morning.\u00a0 (The paper is now home-delivered only four days a week.)<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I\u2019ve heard of the Internet and iPads.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not going that way with my papes!<\/p>\n<p>When John Gilligan, an ex-Ohio governor, died, I read about it two days late. That\u2019s not right; I should have gotten that news sooner.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m signing up for Pony Express.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/04\/papes\/pony-express-plain-dealer\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16397\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16397\" title=\"pony express  plain dealer\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/pony-express-plain-dealer-300x204.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/pony-express-plain-dealer-300x204.png 300w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/pony-express-plain-dealer-1024x698.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/pony-express-plain-dealer.png 1584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The Wall<\/strong><\/span> Street Journal<\/em> stopped coming to my house the same day the <em>Plain Dealer<\/em> died (August 5).\u00a0 All newspaper home-delivery got screwed up. A neighbor &#8212; nine houses away &#8212; still received the <em>Wall Street<\/em> <em>Journal. <\/em>I took hers. She didn\u2019t need it!\u00a0 (She has a different delivery guy, apparently.)<\/p>\n<p>My cousin George, a big sports fan, is in a newspaper funk too, because he can\u2019t read the <em>Plain Dealer<\/em> sports pages daily with his morning coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody over 50, please repeat with me: &#8220;Screw Newhouse!&#8221; (Newhouse owns the <em>PD<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>My son Ted delivered the <em>Sun Press<\/em>, a weekly.\u00a0 I was his sub.\u00a0 My dad delivered the <em>Cleveland News<\/em>. \u00a0My grandfather delivered th<em>e Vilna Bugle (Shofar), <\/em>maybe. My dad wouldn\u2019t allow me to be a paperboy.\u00a0 He wanted me to enjoy life more than he did.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy papes. Where are my papes?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\"><big><strong>SIDE B<\/strong><\/big><\/span><\/p>\n<p><small><em>This is a fake profile. The complete fake-profiles series is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/category\/fake-profiles\/\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong><big><big>WHATEVER IT TAKES<\/big><\/big><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I&#8217;ve played<\/strong><\/span> Perchik and Tevye in <em>Fiddler on the Roof.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I get calls from small-town theater troupes to discuss Jewish stuff, like <em>Fiddler<\/em>. They ask about yarmulkes and the breaking of the glass, and chair lifting.<\/p>\n<p>I make up stuff. I\u2019ve been to enough Jewish weddings to know the rabbis make up stuff too &#8212; particularly about the glass breaking. There are many reasons why the glass is broken. All <em>bobe mayses <\/em>(old wives&#8217; tales)<em>.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>When I\u2019m<\/strong><\/span> not acting, I do a one-man variety show. I play a little guitar, hand drum, even harmonica, and I sing. I know some Yiddish. I use backing tracks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-16355\" style=\"border: 2px solid black;\" title=\"irwin 1990s\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/irwin-1990s-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/irwin-1990s-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/irwin-1990s.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/>Here\u2019s a promo pic from my glory days. I use it sparingly, now that I\u2019m 59 . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n<p>I should advertise in the back of <em>Hadassah<\/em> mag like Ruth Kaye and Caryn Bark. Who are they?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Who am<\/strong><\/span><em> I<\/em>? I hear you.\u00a0 I live in Jersey and play the nursing home circuit in the tri-state region. And I work Florida in the winters.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve played Tevye three times. I\u2019ve also played the lead in <em>Jesus Christ Superstar<\/em> at summer stock in Ohio.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever it takes.<\/p>\n<p><em>L&#8217;shanah tova<\/em>. (Happy New Year.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel bad for the Cleveland Plain Dealer. The PD is understaffed and demoralized. But I feel worse for myself. I want my local news, in print, on the breakfast table every morning.\u00a0 (The paper is now home-delivered only four days a week.) Yes, I\u2019ve heard of the Internet and iPads.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not going that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,3,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles","category-miscellaneous","category-toby-stratton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16339"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16405,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16339\/revisions\/16405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}