{"id":15852,"date":"2018-04-25T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T12:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=15852"},"modified":"2018-04-20T09:35:32","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T13:35:32","slug":"i-need-a-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/25\/i-need-a-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"I NEED A BEER!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I yelled<\/strong><\/span> at my wife today. Nothing new.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=16032\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16032\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-16032 size-medium\" title=\"beer bottle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/beer-bottle-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/beer-bottle-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/beer-bottle-698x1024.jpg 698w, https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/beer-bottle.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a> I need a Bud. My neighbor &#8212; from Germany, no less &#8212; says Bud is the best beer in America.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I drink<\/span> too much, I know. My kids won\u2019t even talk to me. I should cut back. I&#8217;d like to get down to a case a week. I had a friend from childhood who ultimately drank himself to death at 42. He put away a case a day &#8212; 24 brewskis. That\u2019s ridiculous, even by my standards. Four beers a day is what I&#8217;m shooting for.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I need<\/strong><\/span> a beer!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I yelled at my wife today. Nothing new. I need a Bud. My neighbor &#8212; from Germany, no less &#8212; says Bud is the best beer in America. I drink too much, I know. My kids won\u2019t even talk to me. I should cut back. I&#8217;d like to get down to a case a week. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15852"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25592,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15852\/revisions\/25592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}