{"id":6682,"date":"2012-01-04T08:00:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T13:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=6682"},"modified":"2024-12-07T18:46:18","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T23:46:18","slug":"thank-god-i%e2%80%99m-slovenian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/04\/thank-god-i%e2%80%99m-slovenian\/","title":{"rendered":"THANK GOD I\u2019M SLOVENIAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The sign<\/strong><\/span> at the McDonald&#8217;s on Lake Shore Boulevard read: <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"><small>30-minute time limit while consuming food.\u00a0 The manager must enforce these rules.\u00a0 Your cooperation is appreciated.<\/small><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Several retired cops sat beneath the sign, drinking coffee all morning.<\/p>\n<p>Ex-cop Bill Tofant said to me, \u201cI used to work out every day at the YMCA. You know what that stands for?\u00a0 The <em>Yiddishe<\/em> Meat Cutters Union.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I didn\u2019t<\/strong><\/span> know that.\u00a0 (I was with retired cops because I was a police reporter in the 1980s.)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can still run a mile at 73 and hold my own in fisticuffs, and I can turn my head to see if traffic is coming,\u201d Tofant said.<\/p>\n<p>Tofant liked me &#8212; or put up with me &#8212; because my Great Uncle Itchy Seiger had owned a deli on Kinsman Road, which all the cops used to eat at.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYour uncle would throw his arms around me every time I came into the restaurant,\u201d Tofant said.\u00a0 \u201cI couldn\u2019t spend a nickel there.\u00a0 They had corned beef, turkey, you name it, gherkin pickles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The cops<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> at McDonald&#8217;s decided to <\/span><\/span>rate pawnbrokers &#8212; most of whom were \u201cgood sharp<em>Yidls<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I knew one of the<em> Yidl<\/em>s: Larry Botnick of Euclid Loan at East 59th and Euclid.\u00a0 Larry had played tennis with my father.\u00a0 Larry got shot and killed in a stick-up.\u00a0 A couple streets over, there had been another stick-up . . .<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThree colored guys went in back of East 63rd and St. Clair,&#8221;\u00a0 said Bill Lonchar, an ex-cop.\u00a0 &#8220;One guy had a horse pistol yea long. It stuck out like a sore thumb.\u00a0 It was a military weapon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Re: the pawnbroker<\/strong><\/span> at East 79th and Hough . . .\u00a0 1.) not shot at,\u00a0 and 2.)\u00a0 \u201cnot so good.&#8221;\u00a0 \u201cHe would buy a stove [gun] that was red hot and smile.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cops\u00a0 rated Italian. \u00a0 Not pawnbrokers.\u00a0 Burglars.<em>\u00a0 <\/em>Hardly worth talking about.\u00a0 \u201cIf you\u2019re not Italian, you\u2019re nobody.\u00a0 All that goddamn bullshit.\u00a0 All that Italian camaraderie bullshit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The Lithuanians<\/strong><\/span> were worth talking about.\u00a0 \u201cThe Lits will eat soup for twenty years, three times a day, and save their money, and all of a sudden they buy apartment buildings,\u201d Lonchar said.<\/p>\n<p>The Irish: dunderheads.<\/p>\n<p>The blacks: no comment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/pawnbroker-safecracker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6683\" style=\"border: 2px solid black;\" title=\"pawnbroker safecracker\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/pawnbroker-safecracker-231x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/pawnbroker-safecracker-231x300.jpg 231w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/pawnbroker-safecracker.jpg 462w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>The Slovenians:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 \u201cVery respectable.\u201d\u00a0 Top of the line. \u00a0 \u201cThere was a safecracker, Charlie Broeckel,&#8221; Lonchar said.\u00a0 &#8220;He went out to Laguna Niguel, California, and hit a bank there.\u00a0 Burned [spent] seven-mill worth of shit in negotiable papers.\u00a0 Charlie always found his way out.\u00a0 He might have been German, not Slovenian, actually.\u00a0 His mother held a very respectable job.\u00a0 She was beyond reproach, nothing like a stumblebum. The Broeckels lived at 8815 St. Clair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Put up a plaque.\u00a0 Lonchar was Slovenian.\u00a0\u00a0 [So were the district police commander, the ward councilman and the mayor, Voinovich.\u00a0 All lived within a mile of\u00a0 McDonald&#8217;s.\u00a0 (Voinovich was half\u00a0 Slovenian, half Serbian.\u00a0 Good enough.)]<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<small><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>Footnote:\u00a0 \u201cThank God I\u2019m Slovenian\u201d was a popular bumper sticker in Cleveland in the 1980s.\u00a0 Cleveland has more Slovenian immigrants than any American city.<br \/>\n<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small> The top-selling ethnic\u00a0 bumper stickers in Cleveland were &#8220;Thank God I&#8217;m Polish&#8221; and &#8220;Thank God I&#8217;m Irish.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 I know,\u00a0 I\u00a0 interviewed the bumper-sticker maker in Broadview Heights.\u00a0 Special-order: &#8220;Thank God\u00a0 I&#8217;m Transylvanian Saxon.&#8221;\u00a0 No market: &#8220;Thank God I&#8217;m Jewish.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/small><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Check out this vid, <em>Who&#8217;s Cheaper: Slovenians or Lithuanians?<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sWon-tCyMoE?wmode=transparent\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen> <\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; The sign at the McDonald&#8217;s on Lake Shore Boulevard read: 30-minute time limit while consuming food.\u00a0 The manager must enforce these rules.\u00a0 Your cooperation is appreciated. Several retired cops sat beneath the sign, drinking coffee all morning. Ex-cop Bill Tofant said to me, \u201cI used to work out every day at the YMCA. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,24,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cleveland-full","category-cops-and-robbers","category-family-history-not-boring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6682"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24923,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682\/revisions\/24923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}