{"id":3636,"date":"2011-03-04T08:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T12:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2012-03-31T17:54:26","modified_gmt":"2012-03-31T21:54:26","slug":"five-uneasy-pieces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/04\/five-uneasy-pieces\/","title":{"rendered":"FIVE UNEASY PIECES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>1. My father <\/strong><\/span>had a game idea Let&#8217;s Blow Up the World.\u00a0 I apportioned the megaton bomb ratings to various countries.\u00a0 What kind of bomb did Paraguay deserve? \u00a0An M-80 firecracker?\u00a0 Let&#8217;s Blow Up the World never made it past &#8220;high concept.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3640\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"blow-up1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/blow-up1-300x249.jpg\" alt=\"blow-up1\" width=\"300\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/blow-up1-300x249.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/blow-up1.jpg 722w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>2. Alan Douglass,<\/strong><\/span> Yiddishe Cup&#8217;s keyboard player, was a klezmer-revival pioneer.\u00a0 He could have called klezmer &#8220;anchovy pear music&#8221; in Cleveland in the 1980s and people would have believed him.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3641\" style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"pioneer\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/pioneer-300x242.jpg\" alt=\"pioneer\" width=\"270\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/pioneer-300x242.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/pioneer.jpg 742w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/> Alan let other musicians start the klez bands.\u00a0 These others musicians got the extra money for being bandleaders.\u00a0 What can a gentile do?\u00a0 It wouldn&#8217;t have looked right for a goy &#8212; Alan &#8212; to lead a klez band.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3644\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"creeak\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/creeak-300x145.jpg\" alt=\"creeak\" width=\"270\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/creeak-300x145.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/creeak.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>3. Len Gold,<\/strong><\/span> a Cleveland ad man, wanted to make a Yiddishe Cup exercise video, <em>Stretch &#8216;n&#8217; Kvetch<\/em>, to sell at temple gift shops.\u00a0 Never happened.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>4. Don Friedman,<\/strong><\/span> Yiddishe Cup&#8217;s drummer, was on <em>What&#8217;s My Line <\/em>in 1966<em>.<\/em> Don&#8217;s line (job) was testing drums for the Rogers Drum Co. in Cleveland.\u00a0 (He was a drum tester, not a rum tester.)\u00a0 Don probably could have had several more minutes of fame if he had asked Bennett Cerf to explain his name.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3647\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3647\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3647  \" style=\"border: 0pt none;\" title=\"don-friedman-1966-w-john-daley-whats-my-line\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/don-friedman-1966-w-john-daley-whats-my-line-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Don Friedman (L) with host John Daly\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/don-friedman-1966-w-john-daley-whats-my-line-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/don-friedman-1966-w-john-daley-whats-my-line-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/don-friedman-1966-w-john-daley-whats-my-line.jpg 464w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3647\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don Friedman (L) with host John Daly<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>5. Yiddishe Cup<\/strong><\/span> had a gig lined up for Fuerth,  Germany, but the klezmer festival organizers there changed directors, or something, and we got canned.\u00a0 I heard years later, through the klez grapevine, that Yiddishe Cup will never play Fuerth.\u00a0 &#8220;They don&#8217;t like you!&#8221;\u00a0 That&#8217;s the word on K Street.<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t they like us? Maybe because I wrote the festival committee: &#8220;For three years we think &#8212; with good reason &#8212; we will be playing a concert in Germany.\u00a0 Then, boom, it all goes kaput!&#8221;\u00a0 I ended with a string of rage: &#8220;unscrupulous,&#8221; &#8220;shameful&#8221; and &#8220;dirty.&#8221;\u00a0 I did not play the race card.\u00a0 I did not call the klez-festival organizers anti-Semites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. My father had a game idea Let&#8217;s Blow Up the World.\u00a0 I apportioned the megaton bomb ratings to various countries.\u00a0 What kind of bomb did Paraguay deserve? \u00a0An M-80 firecracker?\u00a0 Let&#8217;s Blow Up the World never made it past &#8220;high concept.&#8221; 2. Alan Douglass, Yiddishe Cup&#8217;s keyboard player, was a klezmer-revival pioneer.\u00a0 He could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klezmer","category-toby-stratton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3636"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9003,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions\/9003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}