{"id":3548,"date":"2011-03-02T08:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T12:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=3548"},"modified":"2012-03-26T17:21:07","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T21:21:07","slug":"the-klezmer-dinner-project","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/02\/the-klezmer-dinner-project\/","title":{"rendered":"THE KLEZMER DINNER PROJECT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3591\" title=\"271-chagrin1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/271-chagrin1-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"271-chagrin1\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/271-chagrin1-217x300.jpg 217w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/271-chagrin1.jpg 435w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Go to a restaurant &#8212;<\/strong><\/span> in this case, Corky &amp; Lenny&#8217;s in Cleveland. And listen to a klezmer history lecture while eating.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only $45.<\/p>\n<p>We will celebrate the Cleveland klezmer sound.\u00a0 Legend has it, this sound came together at I-271 and Chagrin Boulevard, to become one of the most combustible klezmer sounds the world has ever seen.\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3590\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"alices-restaurants\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alices-restaurants-190x300.jpg\" alt=\"alices-restaurants\" width=\"190\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alices-restaurants-190x300.jpg 190w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alices-restaurants-649x1024.jpg 649w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alices-restaurants.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px\" \/>Alice Stratton (n\u00e9e Shustick), author of <em>Alice&#8217;s Restaurants<\/em> (1981), will share her recipes and Cleveland food discoveries. This could be an amazing Cleveland klezmer meal.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>March 10. \u00a0<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"> The Supper-charged Klezmer Dinner<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Appetizers:<br \/>\nDon Hermann&#8217;s Pickles from Garrettsville, Ohio.<br \/>\nGefilte fish p\u00e2t\u00e9<br \/>\nFalafel balls from the Falafel Queen, Alice Stratton<\/p>\n<p>Bread:<br \/>\n<em>Challah<\/em> from the Park Synagogue preschool<\/p>\n<p>Soup:<br \/>\nPrecision matzo ball soup.\u00a0 Cleveland Punch &amp; Die Co.<\/p>\n<p>Entree:<br \/>\nSmokin&#8217; salmon.\u00a0 Pot Sauce Williams<\/p>\n<p>Sides:<br \/>\nAlice&#8217;s<em> farfel <\/em>(egg barley) and mushrooms<\/p>\n<p>Dessert:<br \/>\nStar of David lollipops from the Chocolate Emporium<\/p>\n<p>Beverages:<br \/>\nMr. Meltzer&#8217;s line of Seltzer Boy! products<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Make reservations now for this fictional March 10 event&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Future Klezmer Dinner Project events:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>4\/16 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Klezmer Goy <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/yiddishecup#p\/u\/14\/jtomLFfelXo\">Alan Douglass<\/a> &#8212; an original member of both the Kleveland Klezmorim and Yiddishe Cup &#8212; talks about his life as Klezmer Goy.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll recite the <em>bruchas <\/em>(blessings) over both the<em> <\/em>wine and cheese to show he knows some Hebrew (like Italians on the Lower  East Side used to know <em>a bisl<\/em> Yiddish).<\/p>\n<p>The meal: <em>rugelach<\/em>, <em>mandelbroit<\/em>, <em>hamentashen,<\/em> honey cake and Cinnebuns.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>5\/3 \u00a0<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Fear in Loadin&#8217;<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fNBCuaFn9Ag\">Irwin Weinberger<\/a>, Mr. Jewish Music Ohio, talks about eating at gigs. \u00a0He shows how a pro musician loads a plate.\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3594\" title=\"eating-utensils\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/eating-utensils-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"eating-utensils\" width=\"270\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/eating-utensils-300x288.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/eating-utensils.jpg 623w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/> Trick number one: Put lettuce on top of everything, so the host thinks you&#8217;re eating only salad.<\/p>\n<p>The meal: <em>tschav<\/em> (cream of sorrel soup), creamed herring on <em>shmura<\/em> (handmade) matzo, turkey pot pie, and a wedding cake made from real butter, real vanilla extract and real waiter&#8217;s eggs.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>6\/13\u00a0 <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Die Kleveland<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/archive.chazzanut.com\/jewish-music\/msg18272.html\">Greg Selker<\/a>, founder of the Kleveland Klezmorim, speaks about the early days of the group. \u00a0He&#8217;ll show 1985 videos from Booksellers, Pavilion Mall, Beachwood, Ohio.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3597\" style=\"width: 280px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3597\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3597  \" title=\"kk-logo-circ-1985\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kk-logo-circ-1985-300x245.jpg\" alt=\"Flyer, circa 1985, designed by Alan Douglass\" width=\"270\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kk-logo-circ-1985-300x245.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kk-logo-circ-1985.jpg 693w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3597\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Flyer, circa 1985, designed by Alan Douglass<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Booksellers was probably the first suburban mall bookstore in America with a caf\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>The meal: pickled herring with mustard sauce; Jewish fried chicken; butter beans and gelato.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>7\/17\u00a0 <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Pies<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/djparadiddle.com\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3632\" style=\"width: 220px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3632\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3632\" title=\"jackdrumsticks1-21-08by-shay-spaniola1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/jackdrumsticks1-21-08by-shay-spaniola1-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jack Stratton, 2008.  (Photo by Shay Spaniola)\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/jackdrumsticks1-21-08by-shay-spaniola1-210x300.jpg 210w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/jackdrumsticks1-21-08by-shay-spaniola1-718x1024.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/jackdrumsticks1-21-08by-shay-spaniola1.jpg 1929w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3632\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jack Stratton, 2008.  (Photo by Shay Spaniola)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/djparadiddle.com\">Jack Stratton<\/a>, Yiddishe Cup&#8217;s alternate drummer, demonstrates the Jewish rhythm method.\u00a0 Think &#8220;in the pocket.&#8221; In the groove.\u00a0 Be down with the knish, the Jewish pie.  Wear one on <em>shabbes<\/em>.\u00a0 Also, be down with the empanada pie (Latin music).\u00a0 And appreciate the pasty, the miner&#8217;s pie from Michigan&#8217;s Upper  Peninsula.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all music.<\/p>\n<p>The meal: cold borscht, <em>tsimmes <\/em>(fruit stew), Mr. Brisket soaked in Coke, <em>albondigas<\/em> (Sephardic meatballs) and butter <em>kuchen<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>8\/15\u00a0 <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">The Happy Bagel<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jweekly.com\/article\/full\/23516\/klezmer-komedy\/\">Daniel Ducoff<\/a>, a.k.a. Sir Dancelot, talks about happy times &#8212; how to make money from dancing at bar mitzvah parties and weddings. \u00a0Ducoff shows us the Happy Bagel, his latest dance.\u00a0 And we eat bagels.\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3602\" title=\"happy-bagel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/happy-bagel-300x285.jpg\" alt=\"happy-bagel\" width=\"270\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/happy-bagel-300x285.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/happy-bagel.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/> Not hole-less, soulless bagels. We&#8217;ll munch authentic Chew-ish<em> <\/em>bagels (crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside) with holes big enough to stick <em>shabbes <\/em>candles in and light.<\/p>\n<p>The meal: Tractor-size bagels from Russia; chicken liver with <em>gribens<\/em> (cracklings); and fruit tarts.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>9\/16\u00a0 <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">The Crazy Mom<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The late Barbara Shlensky, party planner, talks about the &#8220;Crazy Mom&#8221; phenomenon. \u00a0How much Valium is too much for Mom&#8217;s cocktail?\u00a0 What if Mom jumps on the bandstand and screams, &#8220;Stop right now!\u00a0 The floor is collapsing!&#8221;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3610\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"valium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valium-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"valium\" width=\"270\" height=\"182\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valium-300x202.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valium.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/> What about Mom&#8217;s 45-minute cocktail hour that runs two hours, and the now-drunk guests are accidentally breaking wine glasses and dripping blood onto the white vinyl dance floor?\u00a0 Finally, has there ever been a $100,000 bar mitzvah party in Cleveland?\u00a0 Whose?\u00a0 Barbara answers that.<\/p>\n<p>The meal: Thai <em>kreplach<\/em>; cauliflower kugel; stuffed cabbage with cranberry sauce; and pistachio macaroons.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">See the next post, too, please.\u00a0 More food references . . . <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go to a restaurant &#8212; in this case, Corky &amp; Lenny&#8217;s in Cleveland. And listen to a klezmer history lecture while eating. It&#8217;s only $45. We will celebrate the Cleveland klezmer sound.\u00a0 Legend has it, this sound came together at I-271 and Chagrin Boulevard, to become one of the most combustible klezmer sounds the world [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kinder-the","category-klezfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3548"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8692,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548\/revisions\/8692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}