{"id":34252,"date":"2026-04-01T08:00:45","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T12:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=34252"},"modified":"2026-03-29T13:55:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T17:55:25","slug":"an-accent-less-seder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2026\/04\/01\/an-accent-less-seder\/","title":{"rendered":"AN ACCENT-LESS SEDER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nMy last cousin left Cleveland in 2001. My relatives went to warmer places or died. Cleveland was not hopping. (Still isn\u2019t.) I&#8217;m in about two traffic jams a year in Cleveland. I would prefer five. I don&#8217;t relish the horrible traffic of Chicago or Washington, but just a few more traffic jams in Cleveland would be nice.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got mishpocha in Chicago, and that\u2019s where I&#8217;ll be for Seder tonight My daughter and family live in Chi, plus my wife also has a slew of first cousins there. They all moved to Chicago decades ago from Clarksburg, West Virginia. Just upped and left Appalachia for pancake-flat Chi. (The West Virginia exodus makes Cleveland&#8217;s population-loss look like nothing.)<\/p>\n<p>I remember, in the 1970s Clevelanders first began imagining the whole town could go under. A musician in Milwaukee even wrote a song called &#8220;Thank God This Isn&#8217;t Cleveland.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Some Clevelanders never got over the trauma of the 1970s. I know Clevelanders who vacation on Cape Cod because they&#8217;re instructed by the national media to vacation on the East Coast. They wait an hour for ice cream on Cape Cod. Why?<\/p>\n<p>Some of the best scenery in America is the bike path from Gambier to Coshocton, Ohio. Rolling farm country, horses, sheep, cows, pigs and Amish buggies.<\/p>\n<p>But some Midwesterners need to see the ocean. They drive all day to the Carolina shore. Hey, Lake Erie has beaches, waves and miniature golf. Check out Geneva on-the-Lake or Put-in-Bay.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_34260\" style=\"width: 198px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-34260\" class=\"size-full wp-image-34260\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/willie-sklar-photo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"266\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-34260\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Willie Sklar,1920s. Louise, Miss.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>After my relatives bailed, I looked for distant relatives elsewhere. I found them via the media. My son Teddy found a Mississippi connection on a PBS documentary, &#8220;Delta Jews,&#8221; about the Jews of the Mississippi Delta. The mayor of Louise, Miss., had been my mother&#8217;s cousin. (My mother grew up in Yazoo City, Miss.) Teddy called a Mississippi relative who had been in the documentary. We eventually met the Mississippi clan and have gotten together with them several times. Most are lawyers. They have Southern accents. That&#8217;s what you want from Southerners &#8212; an accent. So often an educated Southerner will disappoint you on that front.<\/p>\n<p>My West-by-Gawd Vuh-gin-yuh relatives don\u2019t have accents. Maybe I can induce them with wine and afikommen money to fake accents tonight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">I&#8217;m part of a kosher-style, David Sedaris-ripoff reading \/ music gig\u00a0 <strong>7 pm. Sat., May 2, at Heights Arts<\/strong>, 2175 Lee Road, Cleveland Hts. It&#8217;ll be klezmer, spoken word and Motown. The trio is Tamar Gray (vocals), Alan Douglass (keys), and me on clarinet and spoken word. The event is free but get a<strong><a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.heightsarts.org\/event\/49730\/\">\u00a0<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heightsarts.org\/event\/49730\/\">TICKET<\/a><\/strong> prior because the gallery will probably &#8220;sell out.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; My last cousin left Cleveland in 2001. My relatives went to warmer places or died. Cleveland was not hopping. (Still isn\u2019t.) I&#8217;m in about two traffic jams a year in Cleveland. I would prefer five. 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