{"id":31061,"date":"2023-10-18T09:26:44","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T13:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=31061"},"modified":"2023-10-18T09:39:32","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T13:39:32","slug":"31061","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2023\/10\/18\/31061\/","title":{"rendered":"ODE TO A BASEMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"

 
\nHere’s my<\/span><\/strong> essay in today’s Cleveland Plain Dealer.<\/em><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.cleveland.com\/opinion\/2023\/10\/ode-to-a-basement-bert-stratton.html<\/a><\/p>\n

If that link doesn’t work for you, here’s the text, pasted in:<\/p>\n

ODE TO A BASEMENT<\/p>\n

Cleveland Heights<\/strong><\/span>, <\/span>Ohio — You don\u2019t see the letter B for \u201cbasement\u201d in elevators much anymore. It\u2019s mostly LL for \u201clower level.\u201d Classier, I guess. But I recently stumbled upon a B-level basement in Washington, D.C., that was truly top shelf. The basement was at the University Club, a 1920s mansion not too far from the White House. Several Brush High School buddies and I met up at the club. My childhood friends wouldn\u2019t come to Cleveland, so I had to go to Washington. My Brush High friends are all members of the coastal elite now. I brought a sports jacket.<\/p>\n

I spent a lot of time in the basement at the University Club because I wasn\u2019t allowed in the club dining room on the main floor. I was wearing tennis shoes, which weren\u2019t permitted in the dining room, but were OK in the basement. I\u2019m all for dress standards, but those University Club regs were extreme. I jabbered in Spanish with the dining room hostess. She didn\u2019t let me in. In hindsight, I don\u2019t think she was Hispanic. She didn\u2019t seem to know what I was talking about.<\/p>\n

I was wearing tennis shoes because I planned to do a lot of sightseeing in Washington. In the lobby, outside the dining room, I noticed a visitor in a blue blazer and a blue oxford-cloth shirt. I asked him if he was going to eat breakfast in the restaurant. He said \u201cyes,\u201d and I pointed at him and said to the hostess, \u201cThis man has on tennis shoes!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThese are Cole Haan,\u201d the man said coolly. His Cole Haan shoes had white rubber trim around the soles, just like my New Balance tennis shoes. But his Cole Haans were not tennis shoes, apparently. I was perplexed. I had on a sports jacket and black tennis shoes. I wasn\u2019t wearing Sen. John Fetterman cargo pants.<\/p>\n

There was a snack bar in the basement, plus a Jacuzzi, two saunas (steam and dry), and a four-lane swimming pool. While I ate breakfast in the basement snack bar, I had a good view of the empty pool. John Kennedy, when he was a senator, swam laps at the pool. I had a swimsuit in my suitcase. I got the suit and swam where Kennedy swam. (By the way, there used to be a University Club in Cleveland on Euclid Avenue. It had tennis courts, but I don\u2019t think a pool. The building morphed into the Children\u2019s Museum of Cleveland in 2017.)<\/p>\n

My friends<\/span><\/strong> and I reminisced about bygone Cleveland hangouts, like La Cave, the music club at East 105th Street and Euclid Avenue, Balaton Restaurant on Buckeye Road, and Publix Book Mart on Prospect Avenue. We covered a lot of intersections. Next time we should go deeper: Jean\u2019s Funny House and the Roxy Burlesque.<\/p>\n

I visited the National Museum of African American History and Culture, and considered checking out the National Portrait Gallery, but that was too far off my Mall-focused walking route. Besides, I needed to get back to my man cave — the basement at the University Club. I wanted to swim more laps in the Kennedy pool. That B-level basement in Washington was absolutely grade-A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Here’s my essay in today’s Cleveland Plain Dealer. https:\/\/www.cleveland.com\/opinion\/2023\/10\/ode-to-a-basement-bert-stratton.html If that link doesn’t work for you, here’s the text, pasted in: ODE TO A BASEMENT Cleveland Heights, Ohio — You don\u2019t see the letter B for \u201cbasement\u201d in elevators much anymore. It\u2019s mostly LL for \u201clower level.\u201d Classier, I guess. But I recently stumbled […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31061"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31066,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31061\/revisions\/31066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}