{"id":30720,"date":"2023-06-20T10:59:59","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T14:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=30720"},"modified":"2023-09-28T16:09:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-28T20:09:13","slug":"sweeneys-kitchen-didnt-look-too-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/20\/sweeneys-kitchen-didnt-look-too-good\/","title":{"rendered":"SWEENEY&#8217;S KITCHEN DIDN&#8217;T <br>LOOK TOO GOOD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>When Sweeney <\/strong><\/span>moved out, he left a huge pile of empty beer cartons. The apartment was a mess. I was surprised, because Sweeney was always so polite, so I figured he&#8217;d be clean, too. He called me whenever he was late with the rent. His final call was \u201cI tried like hell to come up with the rent but couldn\u2019t.\u201d Sweeney said he was moving to Cedar Point to work.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_30721\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30721\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-30721\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/sweeney-beer-cases-w-22-2023-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-30721\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sweeney&#8217;s kitchen<\/p><\/div>\n<p>He was very polite. I already said that, but it bears repeating. Most tenants, when they\u2019re late with their rent, they don\u2019t call you. Sweeney said, \u201cDon\u2019t bother with an eviction. I turned in the keys. I didn\u2019t have time to clean. I\u2019d be happy to stay in touch. If you have any concerns, please feel free to reach me.\u201d He said his security deposit would probably cover the cleanup.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">No way.<\/span><\/strong> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Should I<\/span> call Sweeney and spell out &#8220;P-I-G&#8221; on his voicemail? He was such a polite guy. <em>If you have any concerns? <\/em>Yes, I do.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I<span style=\"color: #008000;\"> had an essay in <em>Belt Magazine<\/em> on Father&#8217;s Day about the one and only Toby Stratton. Check the article out <a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/beltmag.com\/toby-and-me-on-fathers-day\/\">here<\/a>.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_30750\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30750\" class=\"wp-image-30750 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/toby-at-american-greetings-1954-300x291.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/toby-at-american-greetings-1954-300x291.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/toby-at-american-greetings-1954.jpg 452w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-30750\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Toby Stratton at American Greetings, 1954. Age 37<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I wrote an essay on how I got scammed.\u00a0 The article was in the Cleveland <em>Plain Dealer <\/em>last week and was paywalled. So here&#8217;s the article, pasted in:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>June 16, 2023<\/p>\n<p>AARP KNOWS BEST<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"gmail_default\">\u200b<\/span>CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio &#8212; I used to scoff at \u201cAARP Bulletin\u201d articles about scams targeting the elderly. How could my fellow AARP members be so gullible? Do they walk around with credit-card numbers taped to their foreheads? Do they give out personal information to random callers from India?<\/p>\n<p>I <em>used<\/em> to scoff. I got scammed last month. Here was the setup. Say, your grandchild had a sporting event, school play, or concert in North Carolina and you live in Cleveland, and the scammer informed you there was a free livestream of the event. You could watch the event from your La-Z-Boy in Cleveland Heights. Nice.<\/p>\n<p>Not so nice. For instance, my son, who lives in Los Angeles, has a band which played a show in Illinois last month. Every Memorial Day weekend, approximately 20,000 people attend the Summer Camp Music Festival outside of Peoria, Illinois. I was not in summer-camp mode last month. For one thing, I didn\u2019t relish standing in a field with several thousand young people, some of whom are colloquially known as wooks. According to the Urban Dictionary, a wook is \u201ca dirty, vagrant variety of hippie. Almost always unemployed, following around jam bands or festivals, and ripping people off.\u201d The Urban Dictionary definition is probably extreme, but still, I didn\u2019t feel like doing the field research to find out.<\/p>\n<p>I would gladly live-stream my son\u2019s show from home. I clicked the live-stream link on the festival\u2019s Facebook page and gave them my credit card info. Slightly Stoopid. That\u2019s the name of a well-known jam band on the festival circuit. And it\u2019s me. The phony live-stream link was posted by a commenter on the festival\u2019s Facebook page. My son had told me the festival wouldn\u2019t be live-streamed, but who was I going to believe &#8212; my son or the internet?<\/p>\n<p>Apparently other parents, grandparents and friends give credit-card information to fake live-streamers for bogus concerts and sporting events. The Better Business Bureau and various state athletic associations have issued warnings. The North Carolina High School Athletic Association cautioned: \u201cThere are hundreds of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube events being promoted, sometimes within prominent online groups, that appear to be real live streams, but are phishing for your personal information, and sometimes trying to install malware on your device.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Was I just slightly stupid or 100-percent? My son\u2019s band, Vulfpeck, is legit. They\u2019re playing the Bonnaroo Music &amp; Arts Festival in Manchester, Tennessee, tonight, and that festival is being live-streamed &#8212; for real &#8212; on Hulu. Vulfpeck\u2019s slot on the bill is after midnight \u2013 Saturday, at 1:45 am Eastern time &#8212; following Kendrick Lamar.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after I disclosed my credit-card information, I noticed a char<span class=\"gmail_default\">\u200b\u200b<\/span>ge on my card for $1.08 from Toned Glutes. Toned glutes? I asked my wife if it was her charge, and she said no. And I knew &#8212; from reading AARP articles&#8211; that phishers often start with small charges, hope you don\u2019t notice, and then hit you with a major credit-card charge.<\/p>\n<p>Allison, at Chase Bank, confirmed I had been scammed. \u201cToned Glutes\u201d aligned, she said, with spurious foreign phone numbers and links on her computer. So I jettisoned my Chase card. Now comes my punishment: changing all my autopays. AARP knows best. Lesson learned.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_30752\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30752\" class=\"wp-image-30752 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/jack-aug-2017-on-yckb-wedding-gig.-photo-by-irwin-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/jack-aug-2017-on-yckb-wedding-gig.-photo-by-irwin-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/jack-aug-2017-on-yckb-wedding-gig.-photo-by-irwin.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-30752\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jack Stratton on a Yiddishe Cup gig, 2017.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"InContent_Center_Background\">\n<div class=\"InContent_Center_Padding\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"inarticle-5\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; When Sweeney moved out, he left a huge pile of empty beer cartons. 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