{"id":29724,"date":"2023-04-05T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2023-04-05T12:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=29724"},"modified":"2023-04-05T09:16:53","modified_gmt":"2023-04-05T13:16:53","slug":"gambling-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/05\/gambling-man\/","title":{"rendered":"GAMBLING MAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I\u2019m a<\/strong><\/span> whale. I get free parking and free food, and I even have a free cruise lined up. I can go anywhere in the world, but it&#8217;s gotta be on Norwegian. Also, I can stay at any Harrah\u2019s for free. Where to? Vegas? Tahoe? San Diego?<\/p>\n<p>I hang out with Serbian furniture dealers. I mostly play poker. I won\u2019t tell you the details. Let\u2019s just say\u00a0poker is the best game in the house if you know what you\u2019re doing.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I make<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0money and I lose money. If you ever want a free casino buffet meal, see me. I have rewards.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>[fake profile \/ fiction]<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Happy Passover. Here&#8217;s my recent essay in the Cleveland <em>Plain Dealer<\/em>. <a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cleveland.com\/opinion\/2023\/03\/passed-over-for-a-grocery-store-passover-gig-bert-stratton.html\">&#8220;Passed Over for a Grocery-Store Passover Gig.&#8221;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I\u2019m a whale. I get free parking and free food, and I even have a free cruise lined up. I can go anywhere in the world, but it&#8217;s gotta be on Norwegian. Also, I can stay at any Harrah\u2019s for free. Where to? Vegas? Tahoe? San Diego? I hang out with Serbian furniture dealers. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29724"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30549,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29724\/revisions\/30549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}