{"id":28088,"date":"2020-10-07T08:42:23","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T12:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=28088"},"modified":"2020-12-09T16:27:23","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T21:27:23","slug":"the-musicians-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/07\/the-musicians-job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MUSICIAN&#8217;S JOB INTERVIEW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>An<\/strong> <strong>interview<\/strong><\/span> I did with a guy looking to join Yiddishe Cup :<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>: A deer jumps on stage while you\u2019re performing. What do you do?<\/p>\n<p><em>Musician<\/em>: I shoot the deer.<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>: A concertgoer yells, \u201cStop talking and start playing!\u201d What do you do?<\/p>\n<p><em>Musician<\/em>: I shoot him.<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>: Can you make hot hors d\u2019oeuvres pop out of your instrument?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><em>Musician<\/em>: Yes,<\/strong><\/span> and candy apples, too, on Simchat Torah.<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>: What is the most creative thing you\u2019ve ever done on stage?<\/p>\n<p><em>Musician<\/em>: I tore up a $100 bill centerstage at the Beachland.<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>: What if nobody shows up at the gig?<\/p>\n<p><em>Musician<\/em>: Happens all the time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Yidd Cup \/ Funk A Deli live streams this Friday, around 7 p.m. ET, from Fairmount Temple, Beachwood, Ohio, for Simchat Torah. The sanctuary will be empty. Be there!\u00a0 The stream is <em><a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fairmounttemple.org\/worship\/live-stream\/\">here<\/a><\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An interview I did with a guy looking to join Yiddishe Cup : Me: A deer jumps on stage while you\u2019re performing. What do you do? Musician: I shoot the deer. Me: A concertgoer yells, \u201cStop talking and start playing!\u201d What do you do? Musician: I shoot him. Me: Can you make hot hors d\u2019oeuvres [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klezfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28088"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28095,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28088\/revisions\/28095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}