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I\u2019ll tell<\/strong> <\/span>you one thing. I had this old car, couldn\u2019t get it to do nothing. I pushed and pulled and beat on it.\u00a0Then I throwed it over a cliff. I said, \u201cLet\u2019s throw over a car.\u201d\u00a0Me and my boys done it. My old lady was against it.\u00a0She thought she was better than me.<\/p>\n She was something else. The biggest woman for churchgoing you ever seen, and full of crap. She wouldn’t eat things like, hey, meat. She was skinnier than a stick. Totally emancipated.\u00a0And ornery.\u00a0And when that heifer got a few bucks from her rich daddy, watch out. I didn\u2019t dig her. She came at me with a mouth full of beer. Got all over me, the floor, and walls. She got claws. They all do.<\/p>\n There\u2019s a lot of good-looking heads out there just waiting to nail you to the cross, I’ll tell you. She made me sick, just thinking of her. I got ferocious of the liver, and that\u2019s a bad situation.\u00a0Nobody comes between me and my beer. That broad tried.<\/p>\n It\u2019s all<\/span> <\/strong>in the numbers. I ain\u2019t asking for much, just a little. This upcoming\u00a0repression is going to be\u00a0so bad it\u2019ll shake your teeth loose. I\u00a0want to be reborn the poodle of a rich lady.<\/p>\n [fake profile]<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019ll tell you one thing. I had this old car, couldn\u2019t get it to do nothing. I pushed and pulled and beat on it.\u00a0Then I throwed it over a cliff. I said, \u201cLet\u2019s throw over a car.\u201d\u00a0Me and my boys done it. My old lady was against it.\u00a0She thought she was better than me. She […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27574"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27667,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27574\/revisions\/27667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}