{"id":26884,"date":"2019-09-25T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=26884"},"modified":"2020-05-04T08:56:12","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T12:56:12","slug":"check-out-my-lifestyle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2019\/09\/25\/check-out-my-lifestyle-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CHECK OUT MY LIFESTYLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I spit <\/strong><\/span>wherever I want.<\/p>\n<p>I go to the city dump for toilet seats and milk cartons. I&#8217;m a collagist.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">I have<\/span><\/strong> sexy legs.<\/p>\n<p>I own a big house and need another one. I&#8217;m seeing a realtor Friday.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t read in the car. That\u2019s a weakness.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">I want<\/span> <\/strong>to be Mr. Rogers, but\u00a0not from Pittsburgh.<\/p>\n<p>Rock-and-roll trivia is my forte. Also, baseball history. Pie Traynor!<\/p>\n<p>I hate air conditioning. I wear a Speedo around the house in the summer.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite movie is <em>The Awning Fabricator. <\/em>It\u2019s Serbian<em>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Exercise sucks.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>My girlfriend<\/strong><\/span> is sumptuous and intense, and a fugitive from my wife.<\/p>\n<p>I often eat alone. My fav meal: Don&#8217;t have one.<\/p>\n<p>My fav song: &#8220;Meshugeneh Mambo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday mornings I&#8217;m at Stone Oven, Eton Collection, Woodmere, Ohio. Stop in.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>[fake profile]<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spit wherever I want. I go to the city dump for toilet seats and milk cartons. I&#8217;m a collagist. I have sexy legs. I own a big house and need another one. I&#8217;m seeing a realtor Friday. I can\u2019t read in the car. That\u2019s a weakness. I want to be Mr. Rogers, but\u00a0not from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26884"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27673,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884\/revisions\/27673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}