{"id":24845,"date":"2017-03-15T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=24845"},"modified":"2017-03-15T10:24:30","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T14:24:30","slug":"montego-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/15\/montego-bay\/","title":{"rendered":"MONTEGO BAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Stewart, a tenant,<\/strong><\/span> skipped and went to Jamaica. I saw a picture of him on Facebook with a long beard, drinking Red Stripe, and sitting on the Jamaican beach. Was I going to file &#8212; spend $36 in small-claims costs &#8212; on a guy who was on a beach?<\/p>\n<p>Before skipping, Stewart had written: \u201cI\u2019ll have my legal team on standby if you oppose my actions. I\u2019ve already sent the contract to them, and it has been looked over and deemed inappropriate and audacious in demands. Have a great day. The keys have been left inside the premises.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I wrote back: \u201cIs your legal team going to move the furniture and clean the refrigerator too?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>No, his<\/strong><\/span> legal team wasn&#8217;t going to do that. Stewart left the apartment a mess. He worked (or had worked) for the Veterans Administration and was 36. Might be collectable. I called his parents but they didn\u2019t answer.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I\u2019ll sue him when he gets back. Maybe I won&#8217;t. Have a great day.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-24958\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/montego-bay-300x171.jpg\" alt=\"montego bay\" width=\"413\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/montego-bay-300x171.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/montego-bay-768x437.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/montego-bay-1024x583.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/montego-bay.jpg 1428w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<em><small>&#8220;Stewart&#8221; is a pseudonym.<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stewart, a tenant, skipped and went to Jamaica. I saw a picture of him on Facebook with a long beard, drinking Red Stripe, and sitting on the Jamaican beach. Was I going to file &#8212; spend $36 in small-claims costs &#8212; on a guy who was on a beach? Before skipping, Stewart had written: \u201cI\u2019ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24845"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25013,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24845\/revisions\/25013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}