{"id":24074,"date":"2016-04-06T08:00:24","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T12:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=24074"},"modified":"2016-04-06T09:15:23","modified_gmt":"2016-04-06T13:15:23","slug":"great-names-in-the-rental-biz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/06\/great-names-in-the-rental-biz-2\/","title":{"rendered":"GREAT NAMES IN THE RENTAL BIZ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Arvids Jansons.\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I got a desk from him when he moved out.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Argero Vassileros. Her nickname was Argie.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Bielemuk, the professor. He had many floor-to-ceiling bookshelves.<\/p>\n<p>Maria Trifiletti. She stole light bulbs from the halls, so we glued the bulbs into the sockets.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Saram Carmichael, <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">a transvestite<\/span><\/span> who solicited customers from her second-floor window. The johns waited at the bus stop.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/herschfield-floor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-24164\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/herschfield-floor-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"herschfield floor\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/herschfield-floor-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/herschfield-floor-698x1024.jpg 698w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/herschfield-floor.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a>Stan Hershfield, one of the few Jews<\/span> <\/span>on the West Side. He was raised in an orphanage and loved the word <em>bupkes<\/em> (beans).\u00a0 &#8220;Stratton, I have <em>bupkes<\/em> so don&#8217;t <em>hondle<\/em> me about the rent.&#8221; (<em>Hondle<\/em> means haggle.) When Hershfield painted the wood floor in his kitchen, he said, &#8220;Only the best, Stratton, Benjamin Moore!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Malfalda Bedrossian. She was never late with her rent.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Chris Andrews <\/strong><\/span>slept in a coffin. (He had a regular name.)<\/p>\n<p>Merjeme Haxhiraj, an Albanian who talked me down every year $10\/month on her rent.<\/p>\n<p>John &#8220;Chip&#8221; Stephens, a Chet Baker-like figure in looks, music and name. He played jazz piano and landed a tenure-track job at a university in Missouri.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em><small>This post originally appeared <\/em><em>in slightly different form on<\/em><em> 9\/30\/09. <\/em><br \/>\n<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arvids Jansons.\u00a0I got a desk from him when he moved out. Argero Vassileros. Her nickname was Argie. Michael Bielemuk, the professor. He had many floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. Maria Trifiletti. She stole light bulbs from the halls, so we glued the bulbs into the sockets. Saram Carmichael, a transvestite who solicited customers from her second-floor window. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24074"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24348,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24074\/revisions\/24348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}