\u201cTo his<\/strong><\/span> credit, Courtlin has his socks on,” the cop said.<\/p>\nA\u00a0 tenant discovered Courtlin an hour earlier in the lobby. I told the tenant the trespasser was fairly harmless — no felony convictions, just criminal trespassing and disorderly conducts. She was OK with that; she didn’t say “I’m moving,” which would have been in line.<\/p>\n
The cop said, \u201cHe goes to the well — apartment lobbies — for a while until he\u2019s arrested, then he goes someplace else.\u201d<\/p>\n
The criminal hearing is in a couple weeks.<\/p>\n
. . . Done<\/em>. He got three days in jail. He’ll be back.
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Courtlin\u00a0passed out in the apartment lobby, so a cop called me: \u201cHe [Courtlin] set up a picnic on your landing with some 24-ouncers,” the cop said. \u201cMy custodian says he’s naked.\u201d \u201cTo his credit, Courtlin has his socks on,” the cop said. A\u00a0 tenant discovered Courtlin an hour earlier in the lobby. I told the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23985"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24615,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23985\/revisions\/24615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/a>\u201cMy custodian says he’s naked.\u201d<\/p>\n