{"id":23776,"date":"2017-02-08T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T13:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=23776"},"modified":"2017-03-15T09:33:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T13:33:54","slug":"i-need-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/08\/i-need-money\/","title":{"rendered":"I NEED MONEY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>I think<\/strong> <\/span>a lot about money. I never used to. Today I sketched a $100 bill. If I had a bag of real\u00a0$100s, I\u2019d be happy, but not completely happy. I need $1,000,000. I have expenses.<\/p>\n<p>My rabbi talked about fire and ash &#8212; the fire was the animal sacrifice at the Temple,\u00a0 and the ash was the charred sacrificial remains. Conclusion: the fire is the fun part of life &#8212; such as music, art, and dining at Tommy&#8217;s. And the ash is the workaday stuff.\u00a0 For instance, you&#8217;re a doctor and you&#8217;re filling out forms instead of healing people, or you&#8217;re a teacher doing student assessments instead of teaching. There is a lot of ash-hauling in life, and I&#8217;m sick of it. I want to have fun. Have any extra $100s? <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/money.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23997\" style=\"border: 2px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/money-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"money\" width=\"276\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/money-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/money.jpg 455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 276px) 100vw, 276px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<em><small>This is neither fiction nor non-fiction. <\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think a lot about money. I never used to. Today I sketched a $100 bill. If I had a bag of real\u00a0$100s, I\u2019d be happy, but not completely happy. I need $1,000,000. I have expenses. My rabbi talked about fire and ash &#8212; the fire was the animal sacrifice at the Temple,\u00a0 and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-profiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23776"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24934,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23776\/revisions\/24934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}