{"id":22016,"date":"2015-11-18T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T13:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=22016"},"modified":"2016-01-02T09:20:48","modified_gmt":"2016-01-02T14:20:48","slug":"broken-glass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2015\/11\/18\/broken-glass\/","title":{"rendered":"BROKEN GLASS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>A tenant<\/strong><\/span> broke a window in the entrance door to the building; maybe he forgot his keys and broke the glass to get in. (It helps to be drunk to do that.) The cops interviewed Larry, a Russian tenant. Maybe he broke the window. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/broken-window.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-23963 size-medium\" style=\"margin-top: 20px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/broken-window-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"broken window\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/broken-window-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/broken-window.jpg 455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a>Larry, aka Valery, was peeved because I had just raised his rent $35 &#8212; a lot. He had asked for a discount: \u201cMr. Albert, can you lower the rent?\u201d He got a parking space for only $5. I jacked up his rent because he invariably countered with a lowball figure, and I always met him halfway.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think it was Larry. It might have been Newell, another tenant, also a drunk.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with all this glass breaking?\u00a0 The panes break every couple months.\u00a0 And not always at the same building.\u00a0 It happens late at night, around bar-closing time.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Enter this<\/strong><\/span> in the broken glass log.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<br \/>\n<small><em>&#8220;Newell&#8221; is a pseudonym.<\/em><\/small><br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Vulfpeck is on &#8220;The Late Show with Stephen Colbert&#8221; Friday (Nov. 20).\u00a0 CBS\u00a0 11:35 pm ET\u00a0 \/ 10:35 CT.\u00a0 Vulfpeck will sit in with the house band, Jon Batiste &amp; Stay Human. The musicians will play snippets of Vulfpeck tunes before and after the commercial breaks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/band-of-7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23335\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/band-of-7-278x300.jpg\" alt=\"band of 7\" width=\"305\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/band-of-7-278x300.jpg 278w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/band-of-7.jpg 557w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 305px) 100vw, 305px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tenant broke a window in the entrance door to the building; maybe he forgot his keys and broke the glass to get in. (It helps to be drunk to do that.) The cops interviewed Larry, a Russian tenant. Maybe he broke the window. 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