{"id":20800,"date":"2016-01-13T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T13:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=20800"},"modified":"2016-01-12T11:19:59","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T16:19:59","slug":"who-you-going-to-blame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/13\/who-you-going-to-blame\/","title":{"rendered":"WHO YOU GOING TO BLAME?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Tom, a<\/strong><\/span> friend, said he got food poisoning at an upscale Mexican restaurant. But maybe he didn&#8217;t. I got food poisoning about four times, and always blamed it on Taco Bell. I once called The Bell and asked if other people had gotten sick there. Of course not, the manager said.<\/p>\n<p>What about Chipotle? Who you going blame? You can&#8217;t tell your friends, &#8220;I have a non-specific 24-hour flu.&#8221;\u00a0 That&#8217;s not newsworthy. Food poisoning is.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody yanked a shrub from my yard. My wife wondered if I had hit it with\u00a0 the car. No, I hadn&#8217;t.\u00a0 Maybe one of our adult kids hit it, I said. But they weren&#8217;t even around.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Who you<\/strong><\/span> going to blame? Never yourself!<\/p>\n<p>The snowplow guy. Blame him.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking of Chipotle stock, but it&#8217;s still overpriced. Let&#8217;s eat there today, OK?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eating-utensils.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-24136\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eating-utensils-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"eating utensils\" width=\"300\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eating-utensils-300x288.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/home\/yiddis6\/public_html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eating-utensils.jpg 623w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom, a friend, said he got food poisoning at an upscale Mexican restaurant. But maybe he didn&#8217;t. I got food poisoning about four times, and always blamed it on Taco Bell. I once called The Bell and asked if other people had gotten sick there. Of course not, the manager said. What about Chipotle? Who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20800"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24140,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20800\/revisions\/24140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}