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A tenant almost sued<\/strong><\/span> me for icicle damage to her body.\u00a0 A falling icicle grazed her shoulder.\u00a0 She said it was a 25-pound icicle.<\/p>\n She wouldn’t have won.\u00a0 There is no law stating I control the weather.\u00a0 But she might have endlessly bugged me, so I told her to take some money off her rent.<\/p>\n There is no way to prevent ice buildup unless you put a heating cable in the gutter.\u00a0 And I’m not going to do that.<\/p>\n Icicle<\/em>s: Ice==ik=uhls==.\u00a0 I’ve seen six-foot icicles.<\/p>\n Icicles are in the<\/strong><\/span> playoff series, nature division, along with cardinals, sycamores and lightning bugs.<\/p>\n At the Webb building on the West Side, the icicles look like Niagara Falls in stop-action. The alleyway in back of the Webb building should be declared a national sanctuary for icicles; it is so frigid and dark back there. \u00a0The alley is a mile from frozen-over Lake Erie and gets no sun because apartment buildings dwarf it on each side.<\/p>\n A college film crew shot a crime\/action movie in the alley.\u00a0 They strewed litter to make it look worse.\u00a0 (They picked the litter up afterward.)\u00a0 They spread rock salt to melt the snow and ice.\u00a0 Use<\/em> the snow, use<\/em> the icicles. Work with it. \u00a0Dueling icicles. A tenant almost sued me for icicle damage to her body.\u00a0 A falling icicle grazed her shoulder.\u00a0 She said it was a 25-pound icicle. She wouldn’t have won.\u00a0 There is no law stating I control the weather.\u00a0 But she might have endlessly bugged me, so I told her to take some money off her rent. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landlord-biz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8559,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions\/8559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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