{"id":104,"date":"2009-05-12T18:32:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T22:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/?p=104"},"modified":"2014-05-21T13:27:28","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T17:27:28","slug":"sharp-salami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/12\/sharp-salami\/","title":{"rendered":"SHARP SALAMI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>There&#8217;s no money in the arts.<\/strong><\/span> My old clarinet teacher told me that.\u00a0 He used to eat salami sandwiches while I took lessons.\u00a0 That stunk.\u00a0 Mr. Golub.<\/p>\n<p>He bought a building across from his music store; named the building after his daughter, The Joyce Manor; and sold it years later.\u00a0 He said he regretted he didn&#8217;t move with his brother to D.C. and make an even bigger killing there in a real boom town.<\/p>\n<p>Golub&#8217;s Music Center.\u00a0 He had a neon saxophone on the sign.\u00a0 That, alone, drew the customers.\u00a0 Inside, there were bongos and guitars.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Mr. Golub couldn&#8217;t play by ear.<\/strong><\/span> That mystified him.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mystifies me \u2014 playing by ear<\/span><strong>.<\/strong><\/span> But I can do it \u2014\u00a0 somewhat.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the klezmer guy.\u00a0 I go to <em>shivas<\/em> (funeral wakes) and tell the mourners that, and, yeah, they recognize me. They say, &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re the klezmer guy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Everybody needs to be some kind of\u00a0 &#8220;guy&#8221;<\/span> (or &#8220;gal&#8221;).\u00a0 Cable guy.\u00a0 Computer guy.\u00a0 Pool guy.\u00a0 I became the klezmer guy because I put together the longest-lasting Jewish band between Chicago and D.C.\u00a0 Yiddishe Cup.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>No mega money in this <\/strong><\/span>but it keeps me from going nuts.<\/p>\n<p>My day job is real estate.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a landlord.\u00a0 I own and manage apartment buildings.\u00a0 People call me up about low-water pressure, mice, clanging radiators.\u00a0 I generally don&#8217;t fix the stuff; I usually hire repairmen.\u00a0 My father used to say, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t send you to college to paint walls.&#8221;\u00a0 Well, I painted a few walls anyway and pointed some bricks,\u00a0 but that&#8217;s not my calling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s no money in the arts. My old clarinet teacher told me that.\u00a0 He used to eat salami sandwiches while I took lessons.\u00a0 That stunk.\u00a0 Mr. Golub. He bought a building across from his music store; named the building after his daughter, The Joyce Manor; and sold it years later.\u00a0 He said he regretted he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coming-of-age","category-klezmer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20156,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions\/20156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yiddishecup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}